129 Ways to Get a Husband

Hilarious.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.nine.com.au/article/c34f9e4d-003b-4265-b0d3-0f50c28e04d2

If winking doesn't work:

My mother always claimed rubbing bacon behind your ears was a sure thing.

is this how to get your own husband or someone else's husband?

Hi guys, thankee kindly for your ad hominem.

Coluber, your link is a daring move, an attempt to trace the penumbra of mirth across a shattered psyche; but proof that where A2K leads – others will follow and In a joint statement, Conde Nast and publishers Media Group said they "are categorically against plagiarism" and have begun an "internal investigation to clarify all the circumstances and details of what happened".


Oh LOL, it has been said that my prevarication is only matched by your mellifluousness.
One may ask is this the face that launch'd a thousand ships and burnt the topless towers of Ilium?
Is it true that one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do? Touché.


Glitter, I appreciate the dissemination of information and I’ll waste no time in giving it a try…

BTW did it work for you?


Hiya Bunny, I Don’t Have A Favorite Color, It’s Pretty Much Whatever You Are Wearing, But Thank You For Not Thinking I’m Weird. I Mean, We Both Know I’m Weird, But You Accept It And That Makes Me Happy.


However I still find it incredulous that there has yet to be a reply to the question:

What movie completely changes its plot when you change one letter/word in its title?

That is, apart from Glitter and Jurassic Pork. Nice one.

I could add LOL; To Kill a Mocking Bard – but who cares what Shakespeare rote!

Are there any more that can assuage the Madding Crowd?

The year that “Midnight Cowboy” was released, the local tiny theater (specializing in porn movies) had displayed on the Marquee the featured film “Midnight Plowboy”""...................I suppose it’s a different movie, although I didn’t see it.

Does that work?

Some advice from back when the Bard was alive and kicking.



http://elizabethan.org/compendium/10.html

In the market for a husband Iz, I always thought you and Setanta would make a fine couple.

1to9 Ways To Hook A Hubby

The problem's all inside your head he said to me
The answer's easy if you take it frolically
I'd like to help you struggling to not be free
There must be 1to9 ways to hook a hubby

He said it's really not my habit to intrude
However, I hope my meaning won't be tossed or misconstrued
And I repeat myself in the hope of being crude
There must be 1to9 ways to hook a hubby
1to9 ways to hook a hubby

You just slip out the back, Jacq
Make a new plan, Jan
You don't need to be coy, Joy
Just make yourself up
Hop on the train, Lane
You don't need to be plain Jane
Try some some uncouth , Ruth
And be yourself , struth

Oh ****, why didn't anyone tell me all of this - now it's too late!!

OMGosh, didn't you read "Seventeen Magazine"???? They had loads of helpful tips.

Hi Glitter, it my well work as my Mom said I was the result of a midnight dalliance with a cowboy during Woodstock; although it’s a bit of a bummer if I have to wait for a farmer before I can plow my furrow!


Thank you dear Izzy for your pearls of wisdom, I was much surprised by:

“Servants take money from anyone. They will accept a vail (tip) for any service rendered.”

“Servants are not democrats. In general, they approve of the social order, just like their masters. And they intend to take advantage of it.”

I can’t believe they were all Republicans and that was a century before the sailing of the Mayflower!!!


Yo Yankee, I always had you pegged as a romantic and when I saw that on the ‘Why do Southerners reffer to their relatives as Kin?’ thread, Izzy was under Set, but above you… down hereaways in the boonies we call that a ménage à trios – enjoy.

LOL what can I say about your amazing talents that is not already common knowledge on Omicron Persei 8. I suggest we discuss fiscal responsibility and any such ramifications in the sauna. Butt as Joe Cocker said; You Can Leave Your Hat On


C-J sweetie, with a rack like yours you should do more than keep spice innit, how about a fine pair of Griswold and Gunnison confederate revolvers. And don’t forget; Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.

OMG Seventeen magazine, I had forgotten all about that, it was the gateway to adulthood… unfortunately I was already shelf bound by the time it was first published in 1944.


Perhaps someone could be so kind as to explain how the term GIG came into being and what does it stand for – is it an acronym/backronym or a pseudo syndrome of linguistic pomposity?

Thankee kindly.

Which way? Gig as in job or gig as caught in a mistake

We had no Seventeen magazine where I grew up (Germany), glitterbag...
that might explain a lot actually. As they say "It's tough being German, but somebody's gotta do it!"

Jajajaja.... you know the last phrase of ....die Wurst hat zwei?
Mein Schatz, es ist vorbei!

Glitter asked, “Which way?”

Every which way but loose, a great film.

I was referring to GIG in a musical sense, as in, I have a GIG this Saturday – an agreement to perform. Is it a made up word or are the letters an acronym for something like: Got Income Guarantee.

Failing that – what makes this sentence unique?
‘Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.’

Oh mein Gott. Holla die Waidfee, C-J, that is the last time I use A2K translate!
Ich steh auf dem Schlauch, I thought I was sharing my mom’s recipe for Wiener schnitzel.
Tut mir leid, aber mein Englisch ist under aller Sau.

Nice discuss

Greetings JK, welcome to A2K, your perspicacity honors this thread.

‘Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.’

Is the shortest sentence that contains every letter of the alphabet.

I know that you know better than that.... I mean German!
Then again, Wiener Schnitzel is universal, it's lunch time..let's have some!

I hope you voted blue, since you're blue....uh your avatar, not your mood.