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Honest State Mottos!

 
 
Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2018 10:41 am
Nebraska recently (this ain't an Onion joke) changed it's state motto to:
Nebraska: Honestly, it's not for everyone which replaced the older model of "Nebraska Nice."


Let's rewrite the mottos for other states as well.
I'll start!
New York's state motto presently is Excelsior. Should be "Stan Lee owes us $billions in royalties!"

 
izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2018 10:48 am
@tsarstepan,
We don't have county mottos, but for those entering Hampshire there's this.

https://www.janeaustendetectives.com/files/CWd_TOtWcAIT3QG_1458057934_prev.jpg

I suppose we could update it a bit, Welcome to Scott Mills country.

https://www.wisebuddah.com/cache/images/made/cache/images/remote/https_s3-eu-west-1.amazonaws.com/wise-buddah-buffalo/Public/Voices/VOICES_ASSETS/Scott_Mills/scott_mills_600_600_70_c1.jpg
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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2018 12:59 pm
Massachusetts: It's Called a Rotary.
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laughoutlood
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2018 07:44 pm
Hawaii - A’a i ka hula, waiho i ka maka’u i ka hale

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2018 07:49 pm
Texas actual motto: Friendship

New one: Eff everybody but White Republicans
glitterbag
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2018 09:32 pm
@edgarblythe,
Maryland actual motto: Fatti Maschii Parole Femine "Strong Deeds Gentle Words"

New one: Maryland is for Crabs, and Other Miserable Bastards

(Saw that on a bumper sticker one morning on my way to work)
coluber2001
 
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Reply Mon 22 Oct, 2018 11:45 pm
@glitterbag,
Wisconsin motto: Forward
http://www.metaldetectingworld.com/05_photo_gallery/05_nc_us_coin/2004_wisconsin_quarter.jpg


It might be: Got milk?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mVvD0PzB2ZY/Rh43RvOe7NI/AAAAAAAAAB0/4u-Nx2LKx1c/s400/PM_GOT_MILK_LOGO%5B2%5D.jpg


or because of the high incidence of Lyme disease: Got Lyme?
https://www.dhs.wisconsin.gov/sites/default/files/lyme-confirmed-2015.png

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George
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2018 01:38 pm
Maine
Actual state motto: Dirigo
Honest state motto: Turn back. You're lost.
George
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2018 01:42 pm
Tennessee
Actual state motto: Agriculture and Commerce (seriously, that's really their motto)
Honest state motto: We can't spell it either.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2018 01:46 pm
@George,
George wrote:

Maine
Actual state motto: Dirigo
Honest state motto: Turn back. You're lost.

Honest state motto: Ya really can get dere from here.
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George
 
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Reply Tue 23 Oct, 2018 01:48 pm
North Carolina
Actual state motto: Esse Quam Videri
Honest state motto: Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2018 05:57 am
@George,
American Samoa
Actual territory motto: Samoa, let God be first
Honest territory motto: We're more than just the Girl Scout cookies.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2018 06:47 am
Pennsylvania: Like Kentucky, but with some sports teams
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2018 06:49 am
@jespah,
jespah wrote:

Pennsylvania: Like Kentucky, but with some sports teams

Dems fightin words. Kentucky Wildcats Evangelicals would consider this an act of war!
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2018 06:56 am
@tsarstepan,
Oops, pro sports teams.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2018 07:16 am
@jespah,
Connecticut:
actual state motto, He who transplanted sustains. (??#wtf??)
honest state motto:
1. State in perpetual civil war between Red Sox and Yankees fans.
2. Don't bother visiting. We're nothing but insurance corporation headquarters.
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George
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2018 07:20 am
Delaware
Actual state motto: Liberty and Independence
Honest state motto: Placeholder
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2018 09:26 am
New York

State Motto: Excelsior
New State Motto: Give us all your money.
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George
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2018 11:25 am
Louisiana

Actual state motto: Union, Justice and Confidence
Honest state motto: More Bars in More Places
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2018 11:57 am
Rhode Island: Try our Coffee Milk
 

 
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