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Honest State Mottos!

 
 
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2018 11:05 am
@tsarstepan,
New Jersey- motto: LIBERTY and PROPRITY

Oughta be: "YOU LOOKIN AT ME PUNK?"
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2018 11:09 am
@farmerman,
MINNESOTA : L'Etoile du NORD (The toilet of the North--somethin like that I may have made a minor mistake in case and number but trust me thats what they believe)

OUGHTA BE: " JEEZUS H. CRISTE - WHOSE EATIN LUDEFISK"??
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2018 11:13 am
@farmerman,
Minnesota:
Remember most of the Cohen Brother's Oscar winning Fargo actually is shot in Minnesota.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2018 11:18 am
@tsarstepan,
Loved that movie.
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2018 03:32 pm
@glitterbag,
one of my favorites.
"So,....That was yer friend there in the wood chipper?" Maybe thatd be a great state motto too!
glitterbag
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2018 04:16 pm
@farmerman,
It was perfect, did you see their film ‘Blood Simple’?
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2018 05:54 pm
@glitterbag,
saw em all. Didnt care for the remake of True Grit though.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2018 06:06 pm
@farmerman,
I suppose this is blasphemy, but I didn’t like the original.....not a big John Wayne fan.........I liked the remake better. Loved the odd characters, very very strange
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2018 06:37 pm
@glitterbag,
The point of your dissent is that the Coen's version more closely followed the book than did the first screen version. I however have to say that as one who read the "Sat Evening Post's"serialized version of True Grit as a teen. I then read the book and saw the movie with my then GF . I didnt like the book as much as John Wayne's version where Rooster got top billing even though the book was meant to be narrated by Cassie (the girl).

Similar to what the producer did with "Grapes of Wrath" the movies had to cut out huge amounts of dialogue that Steinbeck used to feature the overwhelming size of the country between Oklahoma and California. Both "...GRIT" movies, left out huge amounts of back story that dealt with the Arkansas country and the lives of the people of the soil. (even though the book took place in Arkansas ,both"... GRIT" movies took place in places foreign to the serial and the book. Grit A took place near the Tetons and Grit B took place in New Mexico.
Grit A killed Le Boeuf and had Cassie all healed up and the ending was satisfying. Grit B though more congruent to the book leaves it less satifying as film entertainment and, there are certain movie styles that were made for "the Duke". IMHO, this was one.

I did like the Jeff Bridges scene where they were shooting corn muffins , but I liked the Cassie characters perfect Bulwar Lytton dialect in Grit A.

What the hell, its an ice cream flavor. Im a western movie freak and I usually like the first version of a classic , a redux , has never gotten me . THree ten to Yuma, Stage Coach, never had me grbbed me like the firat versions. Im sorta that way with sequels too.

The only two sequels IMM that surpassed their originals was Godfather II, and TITANIC (, Camerons version) and FRIGHT NIGHT, I hate Roddy Macdowell prformances
farmerman
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2018 06:40 pm
@farmerman,
motto: DELA-WHERE?
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2018 07:24 pm
@farmerman,
Never read the book, we did get the Sat Evening Post.....but I don't remember True Grit, and the actress who played the young woman in the first film chapped my cheeks. I do like westerns, not usually keen on remakes either.

I'll turn this back over to the Honest State Mottos
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George
 
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Reply Sun 28 Oct, 2018 03:38 pm
Vermont

Actual state motto: Freedom and Unity
Honest state motto: Flannel and Unionsuits
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2018 07:47 am
@George,
California:
Actual state motto, Eureka (Εὕρηκα) I have found it;
Honest state motto, Liposuction for all.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2018 08:12 am
@tsarstepan,
Idaho:
Actual state motto, Esto perpetua Let it be perpetual
Honest state motto,
Baked Potatoes.
Hash Brown Potatoes.
Mashed Potatoes.
Potato Pancakes.
Potatoes Au Gratin.
Roasted Potatoes.
Scalloped Potatoes.
Twice Baked Potatoes.
Shepard's pie
Poutine
Potato salad
Potato chips
Potato skins
Knish
Samosas
Latkas
French fries
Cheese fries
Fries with the works
Funeral potatoes
Home fries
Waffle fries
Steak frites
Tater tots

What? We just like potatoes. We're not biased or anything.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2018 08:36 am
Some suggestions for Texas:

"We wish we were California."

"We'd be Nebraska if we hadn't found oil."

"We're overcompensating."

"Secretly scared Mexico didn't really want us."
McGentrix
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2018 12:32 pm
@DrewDad,
I don't think you get the game here. You just don't like Texas.
coluber2001
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2018 01:00 pm
@McGentrix,
The actual Texas motto: Friendship

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/28/a9/34/28a934cbedf62bac3c704914c2aff83a.jpg


Two reasons why people don't like Texas:

https://randomoverload.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/da8bfunny-Texas-flag-eagle-motto.jpg

https://goodolewoody.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/ted-cruz-cartoon-sack.jpg
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Mon 29 Oct, 2018 02:41 pm
@McGentrix,
McGentrix wrote:

I don't think you get the game here. You just don't like Texas.

Pretty sure I like Texas.

I just don't like the growing fear I see in Texans who simultaneously claim to be some of the toughest people on Earth.
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George
 
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Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2018 03:56 pm
Minnesota

Actual state motto: L'Étoile du Nord
Honest state motto: Global warming -- what's the problem?
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 30 Oct, 2018 04:35 pm
Wisconsin: turn back now if you're lactose intolerant.
 

 
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