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Honest State Mottos!

 
 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2018 12:00 pm
@George,
Colorado:
Actual state motto: Nothing without providence.
Honest state motto: Nothing without cannabis.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2018 12:02 pm
@jespah,
jespah wrote:

Rhode Island: Try our Coffee Milk

I worship coffee milk. Just saying.
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coluber2001
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2018 12:51 pm
Florida motto: In God We Trust

New motto: we've still got some natural areas left.
George
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2018 01:43 pm
Mississippi

Actual state motto: Virtute et Armis
Honest state motto: Teeth Are Overrated
coluber2001
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2018 01:51 pm
http://i.pinimg.com/736x/a8/79/60/a8796025924997e1e44ad6481d48b554.jpg
https://rixxblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/don_t_mess_with_texas_bumper_sticker-p128847552724000795trl0_400.jpg
http://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Texas_large_large1.jpg
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McGentrix
 
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Reply Wed 24 Oct, 2018 03:44 pm
@coluber2001,
coluber2001 wrote:

Florida motto: In God We Trust

New motto: we've still got some natural areas left.


I thought their motto was "Home of Florida Man"

for reference: https://floridaman.com/
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2018 07:02 am
@McGentrix,
McGentrix wrote:

coluber2001 wrote:

Florida motto: In God We Trust

New motto: we've still got some natural areas left.


I thought their motto was "Home of Florida Man"

for reference: https://floridaman.com/

That should be the motto if the residents are allowed to vote on it.
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George
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2018 07:17 am
New Mexico

Actual state motto: Crescit Eundo
Honest state motto: Home of the Pebble Lawn
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2018 07:25 am
@George,
Id alays wanted the New Mexico motto to be:

"It aint fog, its dust"
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2018 09:55 am
@farmerman,
Tuvalu's national motto:
Actual national motto, Tuvalu mo te Atua (Tuvaluan: Tuvalu for the Almighty)
Honest national motto, You have to Google Maps us when they're talking about climate change and our island.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2018 10:18 am
@tsarstepan,
bump
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2018 10:21 am
Puerto Rico's motto: Help.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2018 11:16 am
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

Puerto Rico's motto: Help.

Puerto Rico OFFICIAL motto, Joannes Est Nomen Eius = John is his name
Honest motto:
Isn't everyone named Juan? No? My bad.
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2018 12:06 pm
Delaware: More than an Amtrak stop and where you should incorporate if you've got any sense; home of Joe Biden, Valerie Bertinelli, and George Thorogood; the entire state is a bedroom community to either Philadelphia or Baltimore; DuPont owns us; and this motto, if all of the letters were laid end to end, is longer than the width of our state. Oh, and come to Wintherthur; it's really nice. Oops, we went over. We're really chatty once you get to know us.
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 25 Oct, 2018 01:54 pm
@jespah,
DELAWARE: at least we aint Massachusetts.

NEW JERSEY; That aint sulfur, thats Bayonne
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2018 03:13 pm
@George,
George wrote:

Mississippi

Actual state motto: Virtute et Armis
Honest state motto: Teeth Are Overrated



You made me laugh, the same is true for certain pockets in Maryland as well.
farmerman
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2018 03:26 pm
@glitterbag,
In West Virginia they called TEEF
glitterbag
 
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Reply Fri 26 Oct, 2018 04:49 pm
@farmerman,
Oh mercy y’all
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George
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2018 09:06 am
Kansas

Actual state motto: Ad astra per aspera
Honest state motto: As Seen From Your Plane Window
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sat 27 Oct, 2018 10:55 am
@George,
Vatican City:
The Pope does poop here.
 

 
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