Wake up - Dihydrogen Monoxide is Being Sprayed on Organic Crops

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[+3] - edgarblythe - 10/12/2018Sadly, yes.
[+3] - edgarblythe - 10/15/2018The dihydrogen monoxide parody involves calling water by the unfamiliar chemical name "dihydrogen monoxide" (DHMO), or "hydroxyl acid" in some cases, and listing some of water's...

@edgarblythe,

Nooooooooooooooooo

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@jespah,

Sadly, yes.

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@edgarblythe,

I feel so betrayed.

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@edgarblythe,

Dihydrogen Monoxide? Isn't that a major component in acid rain and greenhouse gas emissions?

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@Thomas,

A very key component in serial killers and rapists as well as cannibals and terrorists.

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Unfortunately, it does not have what plants crave.

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@McGentrix,

Brawndo sounds like a male porn star name.

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Where do I sign up to have this substance removed from the face of the earth?

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@InfraBlue,

We need to find the last surviving Martian (or at least read his/her diary) to ask him/her how his society solved that problem on Mars.

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@jespah,

It's actually not thaaat bad: I use it since more than 50 years every morning intensively. And drink it regularly, too.

Edit: Ooops well, I should have read the Material Safety Data Sheet (MSDS) earlier.

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@Walter Hinteler,

I'm wondering: if I only use goods clearly labelled ...

... what about the hydrogen hydroxide which might be still in them?
Hydrogen hydroxide is said to be a rarely the dangerous element as dihydrogen monoxide is. But is it really benign?

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Crushed Marlin Brawndo is fissionable material extracted from the oxidane chemical soup.

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

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@Walter Hinteler,

I use it to wash away waste residue and body fluids pretty much daily. You drink that stuff? >.<

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SAVE YOURSELVES!

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If you all think poison on your food is so cute, why the **** are you so bent about global warming?

I guess we like our oceans toasty. Take a swig of RoundUp and chew on some plastic! It’s organic!!

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@Lash,

The dihydrogen monoxide parody involves calling water by the unfamiliar chemical name "dihydrogen monoxide" (DHMO), or "hydroxyl acid" in some cases, and listing some of water's effects in a particularly alarming manner, such as accelerating corrosion and causing suffocation.

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@edgarblythe,

I woulda argued her about her green grocers mentality and kept it going. THAT WOULDA BEEN FUNNY!!
Now the Hydronium oxide is outta the barrel.

Wake up - Dihydrogen Monoxide is Being Sprayed on Organic Crops

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