@hingehead,
Good one hingie.
IRL on the odd occassion that the subject comes up, I just say "I'm not religious" The primary reason I say that is that it shuts the other person up the vast majority of the time.
Which is all I really care about.
They can make their own assumptions about what that means. It's unimportant to me what they end up thinking about that. If they continue to go on about whatever they were saying, at least they know I'm not paying attention.
I don't want to give myself any labels, but I suppose what others would see me as if they just had to pigeon hole me is an apatheist. It's not what I call myself. I call myself Chai.
I just don't care, and it doesn't make any difference if there is or isn't a god, or gods.