Let's play "Caption the Photo"

"People think I'm a fountain of knowledge...if they had any idea."

Freedom.

caption me!


"wazzzzzz-op!!"

Action shot-Region courting Jespah

hey it worked, didn't it?

I can sell Geico too Bitch!

"My god you're a fright in the morning!"

"Jabba, look out! There's a Jedi behind you!"

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

"You should see what I can do with my 'equipment.'"

"I think I just got a splinter from sliding down the bannister."

The police came at midnight and arrested Slappy Doo Hoo. Unpaid parking tickets. He was held for two days and kept in handcuffs for the duration. His daily habit denied he was reduced to a madman, pacing the cell, body wracked in pain. Finally, he was released. Racing out of the jail and unzpipping himself at the same time he begin to fondle himself. At the edge of the lake he spotted an attractive secretary munching on a sandwich while she read the paper on a park bench. That was all it took for Slappy....

But first...Slappy had to take his daily dose of Viagra washed down with a six pack of Bud Light.

I hope she liked Mayo.

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Damn! These fire ants are all OVER me.

Yes Massa'h
Isa dace for ya
Yes massa'h Isa dancin foo'

boom-chika-boom-chika-boom-boom-boom! "I culd do dis allllll day!"

hes a dance, dance, dance, dance, dancing machine
Watch her get down, watch her get down
As he do, do, do his thing
Right on the scene

That's obviously the wife talking here....