Wow, if I pull it this way, it looks like a sick ferret. The other way, it looks like a demented weasel. How do you do it, Donald?
I'm not just the President of the Hair Club for Men, I'm also the founder, managing partner, majority shareholder, and oldest member.
So... you've amassed your vast fortune by getting haircuts at the barber's school, eh?
"Yes, Larry. I use my hair to scare off women. That way, I know they're after my money."
It was a pulsating, breath-taking race to the finish, but team Poland managed to thrust forward in just enough time for an exciting climax!!
Hey!....we're back from the commercial break, Larry...let go...

Rock around the clock.
Surprisingly, the Polish Sausage Association is not a sponsor.
The many benefits of coffee:
697. Laxative, for when it just ain't coming.
Listen a-hole, do we LOOK like we want to get picked up?
See? That guy....waaaay up there, washing the windows...I swear he's trying to look down our hoods...
Stray Cat decides that she really doesn't like Kickycan after all.
Rita soon lost her sense of humour about the reactions she got when she turned her webcam on.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly?

Shirts vs. Skins. OK, everybody switch teams!