"Yessir, Mr. President. That's a leaky discharge if I ever saw one."
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gustavratzenhofer
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Tue 27 Sep, 2005 06:11 am
And you PROMISE to give me the nomination if I go through with this?
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Bella Dea
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Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:18 am
Stray Cat wrote:
Bessie strikes a sexy pose for her spread in "Butter Boy" magazine
.....spread....get it?
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Bella Dea
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Tue 27 Sep, 2005 07:20 am
colorbook wrote:
Now sir, for the millionth time....just grab this little piece here and pull it up....yes, thats right....ziiiiiippp. It even makes that fun sound!
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BumbleBeeBoogie
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Tue 27 Sep, 2005 11:58 am
BBB
colorbook wrote:
Would Barbara Bush approve of this ménage à trois?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
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Tue 27 Sep, 2005 12:01 pm
Re: BBB
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
colorbook wrote:
Laura gave George of glass of DDT to drink and his fly died.
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shewolfnm
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Tue 27 Sep, 2005 12:05 pm
Re: BBB
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
colorbook wrote:
Would Barbara Bush approve of this ménage à trois?
who do you think took the photo ?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
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Tue 27 Sep, 2005 12:13 pm
shewolf
Photographer Zippity Do Dah while singing finiculi finicula fellatio.
BBB
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Region Philbis
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Thu 29 Sep, 2005 05:11 am
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DrewDad
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Thu 29 Sep, 2005 08:03 am
The center pieces at the Locksmith's Ball went over quite well.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
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Thu 29 Sep, 2005 09:09 am
BBB
When the cyclist returned, he discovered that his bicycle seat had been stolen.
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DrewDad
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Thu 29 Sep, 2005 09:14 am
When encountering a bike such as this do you a) move on to an easier target; b) unbolt the guardrail, take the whole thing, and remove the locks at your leisure; or c) wait around and beat the crap out of the owner for being such a smart-ass.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
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Thu 29 Sep, 2005 09:17 am
DrewDad
DrewDad wrote:
When encountering a bike such as this do you a) move on to an easier target; b) unbolt the guardrail, take the whole thing, and remove the locks at your leisure; or c) wait around and beat the crap out of the owner for being such a smart-ass.
None of the above. You take a photograph and sell it to a magazine or newspaper for $500 where it will eventually be found on the internet and hence to A2K.
BBB
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nimh
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Thu 29 Sep, 2005 09:25 am
That must be Amsterdam.
And Drew, Id say B), unless I were strong enough to pull C) off (which I'm not).
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colorbook
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Thu 29 Sep, 2005 09:42 am
Region Philbis wrote:
After clumsy GWB fell off his bike last May, the white house staff has determined that it would be wise to have it permanently locked up.
Upon George's request the bike was painted a bright color to match his little red wagon.
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Region Philbis
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Thu 29 Sep, 2005 12:17 pm
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shewolfnm
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Thu 29 Sep, 2005 01:32 pm
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jespah
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Thu 29 Sep, 2005 01:42 pm
Dangit, Madeline Albright, I told you not to call me here!
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Equus
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Thu 29 Sep, 2005 05:28 pm
"Hello? Hello? Send a couple extra large ones right over......What? That was the hotline to the Kremlin? I thought I was calling Pizza Hut."
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Reyn
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Thu 29 Sep, 2005 07:00 pm
Equus wrote:
<Hmm, I've just noticed that I'm talking into the wrong part of the phone. I'll act casual and make like it was a joke.....>