Let's play "Caption the Photo"

"Say, mind getting your ass of the water cooler?"

"You must be Paula's little sister!"

"Welcome to the North Pole! And by North Pole, I mean my penis."

"I just came up the bean pole. And by bean pole... aww forget it."

"Ho ho ho! Green giantess!"

"Can you take off the high heels? They intimidate me."

"Good thing I have this tiny beard or I might feel emasculated."

"I'm just waiting for my penis enhancing pills to take effect!"

"I'm Otto Titsling; thanks for being my product tester."

"I need to call the escort service; I asked for a tall woman."

"Pardon me, do have any Grey Poupon?"

"I've always been looking for a girl just like mom. Mind if I live in your uterus?"

A2K self-referential caption: "I'm Slappy Doo Hoo; mind if I masturbate?"

Matrix caption: "Whoa!"

Yoda caption: "We are luminous beings; I can prove it if you would view my light saber."

Yoda caption 2: "Try, heh. Do me, or do me not, there is no try!"

Internet spam caption: "Those pills specifically said they were for male enhancement."

Paul Simon caption: "You can be my bodyguard!"

Cheesy pickup line caption: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you loom it over me?"

Larry David caption: "Your son has a pretty nice penis."

Oh man. I don't think I can top that. Pun intended.

Seriously, why IS she wearing high heels?

"I see you found my note....but I didn't mean for you to eat that cake, Alice. You were supposed to EAT ME."

Honey! I can explain

Interspecies mating: you can do it!

Never stand between Kicky and a female 18-63 years old.

While I recover from shock, will someone explain why Cal Thomas came up when I Googled images for sexy aliens? I wanted to find a little competition for the Hooter Twins above (well. the Hooter twin). What has Google come to? This is totally disillusioning! Who can think of Cal Thomas and sexy in the same thought? Ick, this is terrble!

poor thing...take 2 advil and call me in the morning

On break from her $3.99/minute phone sex gig.

Look out cj here come the brickbats

???

All of my captions come out sounding mean.

I'm gonna pass on this one....

TOP PHOTO Poster children for the big brothers big sisters program


BOTTOM PHOTO Hey little man guess what? I saved a bunch of money n my car insurance by switching to Geico!

HIDDEN PICTURES GAME


Find and circle one dozen donuts in this picture

( Dog's wife walks in...)
Honey , lemme explain.. I dont love her. I just wanted some pus*y . It didnt mean anything.

Can I have another Diet Coke, please?