Of course, ""CHECK OUT THE NEW RING i GOT! "" would fit the last one, as well, panzade, and thanks for the welcome
...See? Now will you stop calling me Carmen..?
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DrewDad
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Mon 11 Jul, 2005 03:50 pm
"Do women know about shrinkage?"
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nimh
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Mon 11 Jul, 2005 03:55 pm
"Look and I died my penis yellow to fit the color scheme!"
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nimh
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Mon 11 Jul, 2005 03:57 pm
Region Philbis wrote:
I can just hear the bald guy on the right going "I got this one I got this one!"
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panzade
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Mon 11 Jul, 2005 04:53 pm
nimh wrote:
Region Philbis wrote:
I can just hear the bald guy on the right going "I got this one I got this one!"
I can just hear the blonde underneath him:"Hey. I think I found your car keys!"
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DrewDad
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Tue 12 Jul, 2005 06:58 am
"They Eighties called.... They want their hair back."
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violet24
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Tue 12 Jul, 2005 10:58 am
touch my ball(s), and u die!!!!
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cjhsa
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Tue 12 Jul, 2005 11:38 am
Why did mommy reject me?
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DrewDad
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Tue 12 Jul, 2005 11:39 am
Words he never expected to speak: "Thank God I'm hung like a gerbil!"
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panzade
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Tue 12 Jul, 2005 12:38 pm
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violet24
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Wed 13 Jul, 2005 03:10 am
Told u it was this big!!!!
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Region Philbis
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Wed 13 Jul, 2005 04:37 am
"They stole it from us, our precious. Curse them! WE hates them! it's ours it is, and we wants it! We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!"
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violet24
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Wed 13 Jul, 2005 09:29 am
you should see me in the mornings!!!!
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DrewDad
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Wed 13 Jul, 2005 10:03 am
Researchers have recently released information on why women should not drink caffeine during pregnancy.
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DrewDad
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Wed 13 Jul, 2005 10:06 am
A rare baby lemur, born in captivity at the London zoo. Caretakers have named the ugly-ass creature Prez.
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Equus
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Thu 14 Jul, 2005 04:40 pm
Michael Jackson has appeared in public again following his latest plastic surgery....
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Equus
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Thu 14 Jul, 2005 04:43 pm
Mickey Mouse was released today from the Ford Clinic after undergoing narcotic detox treatment....
