smorgs wrote:Oh No!
Does this mean I will have to cancel my honeymoon?
'just say no' is my motto (unless it's the finest quality sensemillia)
Booking Details
Hotel: Victoria Hotel Amsterdam
Room type: Superior Double
Number of rooms: 1
Persons per room: 2
Arrival: 17 March 2005
Departure: 21 March 2005
Your question: Please arrange for Tea and Coffee making facilities in the room. *smoking*
Hotel Answer:
You're serious, you're coming to Amsterdam for your honeymoon this month?!
Well, congratulations!
You're certainly in the middle of everything in the Victoria Hotel - straight across from Central Station, it is.
I gleaned an anecdote about the Victoria from the documentary that my sister co-produced last year, about the first Surinamese soccerplayers here in Holland. They'd interviewed the very first black man who came to play for Ajax Amsterdam, he was a funny man. He recounted how he'd arrived at Schiphol and then Amsterdam Central Station, and had been so intimidated and overwhelmed - they'd told him to check in at the Victoria and so he did, and he locked himself up in his room on the xth floor. And as he reminisced, he'd just spend his day looking out of his window down to all this mass of people - and every single one of them was white! He'd gotten so scared, he didnt dare to leave the hotel. The club called him, told him "come on", we're expecting you at the training, where are you? - gave him directions, told him to get a cab - and he just told them, I don't dare to leave! Don't remember how many days this was, and then one day he saw a black man walking down on the street, and he ran to the window, opened it and called down, "hey!". So the guy came up to see him, and that's how he found some help to at last dare to go out ... this must have been in the fifties or something! No shortage of black people on the street anymore now!
Anyway, you're looking for coffeeshops then? What, you mean you plan to spend all your honeymoon high? Oh, OK
Well, there's a cool-looking oriental coffeeshop nearby in the Warmoesstraat - I think <trying to Google it up> it's Stone's Corner at #59. The Warmoesstraat is a bustling street on the edge of the red light district, with a borderline mix of porn shops, youth hostels and coffeeshops as well as the trendy club Winston International and a classy teastore. The place is very expensive and always full though, so you're much better off venturing out a little further and going to coffeeshop Namaste Green House on Waterlooplein 345, which is all lusciously oriental too, but slightly bigger, definitely more friendly and cheaper. Another one to check out, down the other way, is Kandinsky in the Rosmarijnsteeg, right off the Spuistraat, where they sell "spacechocolates" too - like, bonbons. I thought I'd try one after finding a slice of spacecake a bit hefty (I don't smoke, myself), thinking such a small bonbon would probably be more subtle - ahem. They're pretty strong ;-).
Just pointing out those three cause most coffeeshops in Amsterdam (or anywhere, really) are pretty awful - just cheap, cavernous holes with bad music and bored tourists.
I advise against doing mushrooms and then hanging out in a coffeeshop - you get pretty paranoid! "Is that guy looking at me? I swear he's leering at me ... is it cause I'm looking totally weird? I must be looking totally weird ... that guy is looking at me!" LOL. Those are better for outside - but damn, March, its cold here in March!