Suggestions on How to Screw Over Your Boss and Boss' Boss

My friend got back at a co worker by putting tabasco sauce on their chair. Apparently it isn't only spicey in your mouth.

Or you could be subtle:

now that is funny.

Link,
Does this person have a personalized letterhead? Can you get it? ;-) More ideas later.



I am a witch, I can zap em for ya. I will turn them into a toad. Or a slug, or even worse, a tapeworm in Larry Flints a-hole.

This site has some creative options.

I know you said you don't want to hurt him (I think it's a him) but I'm still in favor of staking him out on an anthill naked with a trail of honey ending at his testicles. Set up some bleachers and sell tickets.

Ok, now thats creative.

Sublime, I cannot believe there is a website for this. I think what would work best for me is the garlic in the phone trick. Next week when I am the only one working late (and this does occur), I can simply slip into his office and do it. The garlic will have the opportunity to fester all night.

I love the inserting a swear in an open email, but that is too risky as too many people are coming and going.

Tabasco on a chair – hmmm interesting…..

Shewolf the boss’ boss I believe has letterhead –I could possibly get it….

Great idea bobsmythhawk , I get sweet revenge and money at the same time – it would make up for my lack of bonus.

Come on everyone give me some really mean ones, like bobsmythhawk – but hopefully something I cannot get caught for.

Crack open an egg in his office, where it is out of sight from cleaning crews. , smear it under a rug or something.
Or keep an egg out in the sun for a week or so and then crack it open in his office.

pour milk in his chair. It will dry by morning but with in 3 days his as$ will smell rotten and so will his office

surf porn at his desk
download something so that the tech support has to come and remove it and they will find porn.

(Quick warning -- until this is resolved, if you ever log on from work even this kind of clear humor/ blowing off steam kind of thing could get you in trouble.)

smear a really strange color of lipstick on the inside of his jacket collar , his wife will have a hay day with that one.

Hiding something from our cleaning crew would not be a problem as they are not very thorough. Also, as I have worked late – even after the cleaning crew is completed so either way this is not a problem. Milk is good I think, it would go undetected – actually I may pour some of those creamer things underneath – do they smell bad too – like spoiled milk.

Believe it or not I am seriously thinking about this one.

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No, really this is more to blow off steam, but man some of these ideas are so good that they are very tempting. I am not really a vengeful person.

The lipstick thing would be interesting too, but not sure how I would get to his jacket undetected.

Link, try my suggestion, go up to that person and do or say something nice, and then watch the persons face.

Does your boss have a locked office? Here's a good idea...

Take a large sheet of paper and place it at the base of your boss's door. Next, cover the paper (very carefully) with a large pile of toner. Then, carefullly slide the paper under the door. Leave just enough exposed so you can hold on to it. Now.... go get a fan or a vacuum cleaner that has a reverse on it. Turn the fan on and the toner will cover the interior of the office with a fine black film.

Take the paper out, throw away the evidence and walk away, whistling.

Or hide on the roof. Peek over the edge and when you see the boss walking up.... drop an industrial safe on him. (or her)

Then climb down the other side of the building and walk away, whistling.

let the air out of his tires.
then offer him a ride home.
When you drop him off at his house, make sure the wife sees you. As he slids out the door, drop a hotel key in his pocket.


;-)

start sending annonymous KKK news letters to his home