Now, that has potential, shewolf. Every magazine in the country has subscription coupons. Fill one out in someone else's name, check "Bill me later" box, and have it sent to the company mail system. They usually send the first issue about the time they mail the bill. And it's gloriously undetectable. Get the right magazine, and you've got him.
I can find NRA, hunting, KKK, you name it. hehehe.
Just a few here and there would make a bigger imapact then TONS at once.
Make it look like a secret life thing..
( james bond mood coming on here.......)
Here Link, these are for you. I don't think working women get appreciated enough.
Drop a shitload of fireants down his pants.
Oh I like the magazine thing.
Can you get his home address?
I wouldn't go for anything too radical though, I choose something a bit more.... odd...
And I think I'd just go ahead and pay the $15 or whatever for the subscription. Send a money order - that isn't traceable.
Tell us a bit about this guy?
How about a subscription to one of Jeff Gannon's magazines?
Hot Military Studs or one of those.
Ah, boomer, I think the office address is the way to go, especially if the place is big enough to have it's own mail room. Get some circulation here, ya know?
Com'on, gus. Be a little subtle. I was thinking of Muscle and Fitness, or perhaps Men's Bodybuilding.
What's that company with the teeny tiny swimsuits?
International Male!!
Roger wrote:Com'on, gus. Be a little subtle.
Subtle? I'm not familiar with that word.
Just don't pronounce the 'b' in the middle, and you'll get by.
Place small pieces of fish around his office, as the days go by itl stink like hell beut they wont be able to find the cause.
Sprinkle cress seeds into the carpet, lightly sparya it with water and watch it grow into the carpet, itl ruin it and he'll have o fork out for a new one.
Squirt washing up liquid into the toilet cistern.Everytime it flushes it will start bubbling over.
Quote:Squirt washing up liquid into the toilet cistern.Everytime it flushes it will start bubbling over.
I tried that once. I read about it in a magazine. After I cleaned up my bathroom about a dozen times, it didn't seem so funny.
--Go to his house, and remove the blade on his lawn mower. I know someone that did this, good time--.
In response, to my response, I've come up with a variation on blade removal (this would be for a wife/girlfriend, towards mate)
Remove the blade on his electric razor, make sure your there to watch.
grind-grind-grind
Introduce his wife to his girlfriend.
sozobe wrote:What's that company with the teeny tiny swimsuits?
International Male!!
HA!
that is great!
Too bad there wasnt a mans version of victorias secret.. hehehe
Victoria's Secret is the one you have sent to the home address.
At home depot ( as a responce to the fish suggestion) there is a plant food that is fish emolient ( sp?)
It is in a white container and has ALASKA printed in brown on the front.
Needless to say this stuff is 70% ground up fish.
It smells to high hell fresh, left open it will bring tears to your eyes.
Get a spray bottle and dillute it a bit and spray his office down with it a few times.. paying attention to his chair.
With in 3 days it will be SO rotten noone will want to go in there and noone will be able to find the odor.
After they clean it all out, do it again...
I know a guy that has done this, it's to cure people from going through your medicine cabinet when you have guests over.
Put a big bag of marbles in the medicine cabinet, adjust them so they spill everywhere if the door is opened.
that is a good one Paula
isnt is funny how people do that at others homes?
start peeking in the drawers, under the sink.
