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Tue 8 Feb, 2005 12:38 am
I found a wild bee hive in the area where I work. I'm going in on a honey raid!!!!
Need some advice about protective clothing and the right time of day to carry out this raid - anyone here familiar with stealing the life's work of several thousand pissed off European honey bees?
well, just don't do it before an important meeting. write your will. wear gloves. good luck!
Stilly
I see you have this request for information in the "Pets & Garden" forum. Do you plant to make pets of these bees? Or maybe make the hive a garden feature?
They say they're the best:
http://www.care2.com/channels/ecoinfo/bee_keeping
I'd ask a doctor about emergency medical treatment before you set out to plunder the wild hive.
msolga wrote:Stilly - I see you have this request for information in the "Pets & Garden" forum. Do you plant to make pets of these bees? Or maybe make the hive a garden feature?
There isn't a Forum Topic for 'Jackass'........ ....yet.
But I will turn these bees into killers ready to slay at my command. A little respect may be called for from now on.....
We appear to need a Forum Thread for 'Killers: Delusional and Insane' too.
Make it so my buzzy, pollen-laden slayers!
Mr Stillwater wrote:There isn't a Forum Topic for 'Jackass'........ ....yet.
There is now!
Stilly, I can't imagine what you were like as a child, your mom must have had her hands full.
Your so funny.
paulaj wrote:Mr Stillwater wrote:There isn't a Forum Topic for 'Jackass'........ ....yet.
There is now!
Stilly, I can't imagine what you were like as a child, your mom must have had her hands full.
Your so funny.
I'm a larf-fest Paula! Pity it's usually on me!! :wink:
Sccoted across and checked it out!
I still have to imagine the weatherman explaining it....
"Today's sunny conditions were spoilt by the manifestation of the Prince of Evil - pictured here -violating a celestial messenger of the Lord. Lower down town was disrupted by a related shower of brimstone and hellfire, the Bishop advises that umbrellas aren't effective against this and suggests the sacrifice of the least popular person on your street to placate an angry and vengeful God. Next we turn to the weekend forecast........"
Very clever, I like it :-)
You could always drop that off on the weather thread, but perhaps my mini derailment is enough for one day.