Microsoft's haikus

Microsoft error messages - Haiku:

The file was that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao until
You bring fresh toner.

Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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Kids letters to God:

Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday.
- Margret

Dear God,
Are you really invisible or is that a trick?
- Lucy

Dear God,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
- Anita

Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
- Norma

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now?
- Jane

Dear God,
Who draws the lines around countries?
- Nan

Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
- Neil

What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.
- Jane