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Tue 1 Feb, 2005 11:00 am
Anybody know any good poems that get women all hot and horny? I'm thinking it should be something fairly short, that I could memorize and say in a bar to some girl that I just met who is in a somewhat inhebriated state on Valentine's night right around closing time.
Thanks
Man, this is a good idea. Why didn't I think of this a long time ago? I hope you all know some good ones, because I don't know **** about poetry.
Try some of my favorite Poet James Kavanaugh.
How's your singing voice, Kicky? A love song might work better.
How about Bukowski? Do you think he's got any poems that would make a woman get all buttery?
Be very cautious who you try poetry or singing on.
We don't all react well. Wear a cup just in case.
Really? Are you one of those with whom I'd need the cup?
Nah Charles Bukowski is vulgar and was derogative towards
women.
My brother would go out into pubs and bars on Mondays,
and he was successful in hooking up with girls. His saying was: On Mondays the desperate left overs from the weekend were out there and the hairdressers who had Monday off.
Your brother is a wise man...
He was - he's married now
CalamityJane wrote:Nah Charles Bukowski is vulgar and was derogative towards women.
Once I saw him completely drunk at a meeting, in Paris.
Yeah, but in his hey days, he picked up girls like crazy.
We were always amazed how fast it went.
He claims it's all in the look. There is a certain look you
present and from then on, it's smooth sailing.
Francis wrote:CalamityJane wrote:Nah Charles Bukowski is vulgar and was derogative towards women.
Once I saw him completely drunk at a meeting, in Paris.
.....and now I wonder what kind of meeting that was
Kicky, did you ever see the movie "The Tao of Steve"?
I remember seeing some of that movie on HBO I think, but I don't remember much about it. Why?
I just recall that the guy had a whole philosophy of how to pick up women based on Steve McQueen.
Roses are red,
Violets are... um... violet.
If love were a plane,
Baby, you'd be the pilot.
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