Ahem, we are talking trees aren't we? There is the possibility that you guys are all identifying much too closely with the trees, which is really quite nice--it shows how sensitive you all are.
Tree huggers all--what a bunch of sweeties!
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I prefer bushes myself.
Actually one can easily get lost in a "bush"!
WELL NOW, EXACTLY WHAT KIND OF "BUSH"
ARE YOU REFERRING TO????
COULD WE BE A LITTLE BIT FRISKY TODAY?
YOU SOUND LIKE AN INTERESTING FELLOW,
DOESN'T HE, GIRLS??
Watch your tongue!! babst;
Hmm, does size matter?
Go for it Babs, you are a brave woman. All I can say is that his posture is excellent.
posture
Posture? As in Homo Erectus?
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Babs, when I said I preferred bushes, it did not think for a moment that the conversation would evolve (no, devolve) to discussion of sexuality and size. Oh my goodness.
I am absolutely shocked! (yeh right!)
I was completely sure when you said you preferred "Bush"es, that you were refering to one rather short (hence reference to size), smirking, not completely "there", one might say "without it" conservative politician.
I had no idea.............
[The spring flowers should grow merrily after that one!]
If a tree falls in the florist, they aren't just selling flowers.
If a tree falls in the florist, and there's nobody there, they probably should have been in a different kind of business altogether.
A tree is a tree - how many more do you need to look at.
- Ronald Reagan, California Governor
a tree is just organized sawdust.
(Dubya's brain is disorganized sawdust)
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That was a great roll, guys.
And if only the smirking bush could be dust to sawdust--then, ashes to asscroft, wouldn't two of our most pressing problems be blowin' on the wind?
Please excuse the digression, folks ..
Pssst .. Happy birthday to you, Diane! 
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Spoken like an experienced Catholic, Diane. Msolga, that was no digression. Happy birthday, Diane.
Happy Birthday to you, Diane!
I remembered a bruhaha about Reagan saying trees cause smog, so I just checked on Google:
http://www.boston.com/dailyglobe2/080/nation/For_trees_complex_role_in_smog+.shtml
Indeed they do produce isoprenes, which combine with products of automobile combustion to create ozone. There's apparently no smog production, though, without that auto exhaust.
