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THE MEANING OF OZ - All you need to know!

 
 
margo
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2014 08:54 pm
@Romeo Fabulini,
...and, your point is....?
Romeo Fabulini
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2014 09:04 pm
@margo,
Another brilliant bit of Oz humour was when the English cricket team were on tour there some years ago captained by Mike Gatting who had a weight problem, so some Aussie jokers painted the word "Gatting" on a pig and let it run across the pitch..Smile
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2014 09:31 pm
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

Quote:
I prefer promite.


AAAGH! Avert your eyes children - she may take other forms!


Well, I actually haven't EATEN any for decades.
hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 19 Aug, 2014 10:07 pm
@dlowan,
Quote:
Well, I actually haven't EATEN any for decades.


OH MY GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH IT?
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 20 Aug, 2014 04:15 am
@hingehead,
Not buying it.
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blatham
 
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Reply Wed 20 Aug, 2014 04:32 am
Anyone else here ever put linoleum in a blender? It's really loud.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 20 Aug, 2014 04:45 am
@dlowan,
dlowan wrote:

I prefer promite.


What is this promite of which you speak? Confused
Romeo Fabulini
 
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Reply Wed 20 Aug, 2014 09:45 am
Some of my mates emigrated to Australia in the 1960's, but when I decided to join them many years later I couldn't get an entry permit because they were now only letting skilled tradesmen in , so I let it drop.
If I'd really wanted to get in, I could have gone there on a holiday visa, then either married an Aussie bird so's I could stay permanent, or quietly vanished into the outback and lived like croc dundee for the rest of my days..Smile
margo
 
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Reply Wed 20 Aug, 2014 03:17 pm
@Romeo Fabulini,
Ye - you could have lived in the outback.

The crocs always like a Pom!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 20 Aug, 2014 03:27 pm
@tsarstepan,
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promite
margo
 
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Reply Thu 21 Aug, 2014 02:36 pm
@dlowan,
That's the work of the devil!
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 21 Aug, 2014 03:27 pm
@margo,
Promite? Pretty weak devil!
blatham
 
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Reply Thu 21 Aug, 2014 05:04 pm
@dlowan,
What is promite? It's not listed on the periodic table.
hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 21 Aug, 2014 05:50 pm
@blatham,
It's an exotic transient lanthanide. Very short half life before it transmutes to vomit.
blatham
 
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Reply Thu 21 Aug, 2014 08:51 pm
@hingehead,
Thank you. I'd been left to guessing and figured it might be something you slipped into a girl's drink on prom night.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 21 Aug, 2014 09:34 pm
On a more sober note

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/8/22/1408677722580/monu.jpg
blatham
 
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Reply Fri 22 Aug, 2014 03:33 am
@hingehead,
The convenience of not knowing our own histories.
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 28 Aug, 2014 10:01 am
Has Oz lost all meaning?
margo
 
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Reply Thu 28 Aug, 2014 01:33 pm
@blatham,
We're shivering away - winterwise - except hinge, of course, and pondering the immense stupidity and duplicity and down and out greed of politicians.

And wondering how the Wallabies got so comprehensively clobbered by the All Blacks last week when we held them to a draw the week before. This was to be our year!
hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 28 Aug, 2014 05:24 pm
@margo,
Hey, it was 11 here the night before last. I had DEW on my windscreen!
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