FOA BI-polarbear

I'll let the others chime in here...I'm too introverted to push myself forward.....

Bear is a very spiritual guy, if that's what you're wondering, Max...

Although I was a little discomfitted when he predicted that a huge storm would threaten the Far East.

Discomfitted? How do you think I feel?

Anyone can talk to God.

Its the ones God talks back to that you've gotta watch out for.

Anyone can talk to God, but he(she) only listens to a few.


edit: "she" ...gotta cover the odds...

God and BPB have a great relationship.
I secretly think God lives vicariously through BPB.
hehehe. ;-)

Okay, they're just havin' a bit of fun with you, Max209. You're new here, so I'll explain. BPB is a much-loved member of this site who is an accomplished rock musician. And definitely a Christian, although not exactly a prototypical one. (Most of us see no contradiction in that at all.) Squinney is Mrs. BPB. Both call 'em like they see 'em and have great senses of humor. So, just loosen up and enjoy the fun, okay?

BP thinks both of himselves are Jesus. One of them must be wrong.

You're confusing me with my cousin Schizo-Bear....I let all his personalities think what they wish...cheaper than paying for his meds.....

wait
no one else just

BI-Polar bear

please answer the first question
dont worry about sounding up ureself i aint bothered

Max I have spoken with God about this and your question and we decided that because it's a matter of faith you must decide for yourself if you believe I talk with God. If you do not believe it's okay because God and I believe in you. If you do believe them PM me your bank information and I will draft your tithes out monthly. It's a convenience thing. Part of the service. God also told me that for tonights tsunami benefit concert I should wear the Tiger skin spandex with the black leggings, but the python cowboy boots were too much and I should just stick with the black shoes. You see Max, God is chock full of practical advice and wishes that people would recognize that much of the Old Testament is a handbook of guidelines to make everyday life more convenient and rewarding not just a book of yarns about giant fish and stuff. I really like God and my talks with Him are most times enjoyable as well as enlightening.
Of course you must decide if you believe that. That's why they call it faith.

I have faith Bear...faith that you won't fall off the bar top as you caterwaul at the T.B. Concert.

Of course god is a she...hello...men can't decorate like this....



unless they are gay.... :wink:

I have been straddling the line between Heaven and Hell for so long that I think I can manage to dance on the bar without slipping....but in the end...that is God's decision...thank you for your gesture of faith...and may the schwartz be with you.....

sorry kristie...God has asked me to point out that if He were a She...there would be 100 commandments and the bible would be a 30 volume set.....

God is gay, God is good...has a nice ring to it...

God has asked me to tell you it might be a good idea for the next few days to have your cat taste your food before you eat it....