Mon 13 Nov, 2017 01:06 pm
Yo momma lips so big, chapstick had to invent a spray!
Yo momma so fat she from both sides of the family.
Yo momma so old she older than your grandmomma.
Yo momma so dumb, when someone told her it was chilly out, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo' momma so dumb, she think Taco Bell is a phone company.