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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 12:30 pm
God told me that He has something important for me to do for the whole world....that everything that I've done and has happened to me so far has been to prepare me for this...that he will use me to show an unbelieving world that he truly can work His will through the people you expect THE least....sort of cool....but here's the problem..... I don't want the gig, but God is a really hard dude to say no to.... I told him for one thing I'd never pass the preemployment drug screening but He insists I'm the man for the job..... so how do I decline without getting my physical and/or spiritual ass kicked?

Any suggestions?
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:28 pm
Oh don't be such a pansy.

Just go do it. (Like you have a choice anyway.)

God obviously wanted someone who had a few.... ummm.... life experiences to handle this one.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:34 pm
your name will be placed on the protected roster
when I've been elevated.....there are a few around here though that are S.O.L.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:42 pm
If God intimidates you see if His mom will intercede for you. Works for me.
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blueveinedthrobber
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:48 pm
she is pretty persuasive...after all she sold Joseph on the idea that she was pregnant but still a virgin.... she could sell you a **** sandwich and then put an extended warranty on it....
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:52 pm
Bang his sister?
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 01:58 pm
god talks to me and so do sheep!!
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 02:01 pm
Crazielady420 wrote:
god talks to me and so do sheep!!


Gus is a jealous man....better watch your back...
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 02:05 pm
Gus is who?? The sheep want me to ask everyone if they can speak sheep too?
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 02:05 pm
Kristie wrote:
Crazielady420 wrote:
god talks to me and so do sheep!!


Gus is a jealous man....better watch your back...
Gus is who?? The sheep want me to ask everyone if they can speak sheep too?
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 02:06 pm
oops
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 02:07 pm
You are one strange duck.
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 02:09 pm
I AM A KITTY
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boomerang
 
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Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2005 03:03 pm
Thank you, BPBear. I appreciate being on the protected specimum list.

But now I have a problem.

Forever and ever I've heard people debate the "which came first - chicken or egg thing and now I show up here and people are suggesting that God has a mother!?

Who cares about chickens and eggs!
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