Dancing walruses dressed as
damsels in distress because
they needed to send medical supplies to
Kampuchean refugees living it up on
the profits of their illegal trade in
soy sauce packets stolen from despondent
police cadets who had never seen
Rush Limbaugh drooling over pictures of Sean Connery who was
scary unless they smell of
rancid bacon fat which has been
disguised as theatrical makeup and has been liberally spread onto
the breasts of the prima donna ballerina who just got out of
which left her wondering who her
real parents were and what sort of
food they like chinese or
substitutes for a strict nanny and weekly