riot shields was complemented nicely by the
sound of tinkling bells from
the elderly gnome's shoes as he
Dagenham of all places, but that didn't bother
he had been drinking for 40 days and 40 nights and his mind was
as soft and supple as an old man's
leather thong, but not as
a tractor blade but not as rusty as a
metal spring sitting at the top of
a ham and salad sandwich which
had not yet been placed between the
pages of an old encyclopedia and
it was then that Rolando discovered his
ex-wife had been cheating on him, even though
