spotted dick which she smothered in custard and..
licking the remains from the dish. She then
reduced the heat in the often before she
proceeded to try to replicate that spotted dick and
began stirring the custard so it would not
blouse that she had just been given by her wonderful Aunt Nellie, who
veined,pendulous breasts which were only partially covered by her diaphonous...
enjoyed a good cigar now and then right after
nightgown. But we willl not speak disrespectfully of the elderly who cannot help what ravages time has taken on their frames. Instead we will remember what an absolute gem of a woman she was. She always
*Gotta go walk my dog guys - been fun- talk to you later.
walked her doggies even on the hottest of summer
enjoyed a good cigar now and then right after ....
giving the carpet hanging on the washing line a good beating with a pick-axe handle which she also sometimes employed as a...
dairymaid in her special all-rustic dairy made of
stones brought from the river in a wheelbarrow and held together with cow **** which she collected in buckets and mixed with...
*explain pick-axe handle/dairymaid joke please).
horse manure which she shoveled assiduously from dawn to dusk. She was reduced to doing such menial labor due to an unfortunate turn in her circumstances, which had been brought about by her rash decision to
tap dance on the table instead of doing what she is...
washing up,ironing the linen and supervising the servants apart from the one....
who was ever so good at supervising himself. He would
sometimes clamber up the ivy and peep into the window and see...