anything remotely resembling food would suffice
as we were very poor and very, very hungry owing to the fact that
*Mathos - long time-no see - how are you, my old friend?
father had lost our inheritance at Newmarket and we were reduced to living in a..
virtual hovel with a dirt floor and sleeping on
polo mints to keep warm which
never quite worked, but did leave us with a refreshing odor which appealed to
the sensitive nostrils of the girl next door who came round one afternoon when things were very quiet and gave me a...
(oh you are so naughty!)
great book to read. It was written by this guy named Tolstoy and
I thought it was Toy Story so I
placed it in the table and put a soft cushion on top of it and the girl from next door climbed up and...
You guys are a riot!
tried to put it in the VCR and it made quite a mess. When dad got home he
proceeded to show us the tap dance she had learned which
was extremely boring as the cushion had been placed on the book so that she could...
not read any of the instructions for
the actual steps she needed to take, but she did show a real talent for
never doing what was expected of her so we gave her a bar of 70% cocoa and a drink of a concoction we had and this caused her to...
fall into a deep trance, during the middle of which she
she started foaming at the mouth and threshing her limbs in a most....
disturbing manner, reminiscent of a man we once had in a cage, but this was somehow different because
she was wearing black silk stockings with red elasticated garters and had forgotten to..
