but fortunately, was not a very good aim. He proceeded to blow a hole in the gas tank of his car which
then started to spill out oil all over the place, causing the streets to be very very slippery
with egg yolks and milk, mixed with a little
tskeaway with extra boiled rice
and prawn crackers which are about as nutritious as a
piece of tree bark, but nutritionally, he was thriving, because
3 out every 4 people eat crapburgers which
aren't really made of crap but are actually made of
nose pickings,nail pairings,snot,jessum and a stock of three parts piss to one part crap which is then..
flattened between the buttocks of a sweaty
fat duchess,rolled out by her butler on the..
slip-n-slide on the front lawn like when we were kids
and we'd never seen nothing like it,not even in the...
dreams of our most wildest and terrifying nights of our
childhood - when every shadow on the wall was a
monster waiting to come out and eat our puppies
and every sound was a bad man in the closet who would
and proceed to split all the firewood we needed for the entire winter. Mom would be so happy she would
