indigestion of a certain puke colored
pamphlet which dropped from the sky like a
massive giant drop of rain that came to attack the
little people who lived in the
little houses next to the
big house where Partyfiend was holding a
huge kegger with the smurfs until the cops came and
arrested everybody except
Papa smurf because he is the coolest smurf in the whole wide
web which was actually the real meaning of www but
nobody knew this because people are
generally more sensible, except when cleaning their
keyboards with salad oil after
a long day of work at the
helm of a nuclear submarine being hunted by
once belonged to a General
in the Smurf navy before it
melted after a terrible mix-up with
the fraggles that live under the rock in
