playing practical jokes on his
neighbors gerbil, who ironically
won last years farting contest but was disqualified for
fillin' his tummy with pintos that his
little rubber balloons that his friend had helped him shove up his
chimney before the police came and
called the fire department because
the balloons caught on fire and
fell off and also caught fire which
was very odd due to the fact that
they were made of asbestos, but don't tell the
president that because he might have a
gingerbread, which always goes with guilt,
