sachet of ketchup you get at fast food places which
sometimes you open and stuff up your nose
so that the FBI don't recognise you as the
person who steals one from each pair of socks from the drier which
doubles as a teleportation device on tuesdays and
triples to all time highs on
the rare occasion when your eyebrows
magically turn purple and start singing the
theme tune to the TV program you used to
It made you laugh and wet yourself at the same time which
person whose shoulders I was sitting on who
quickly reacted by vomiting all over
a nearby desk fan which was unfortunate because
she was rather old and had spported me
she became aggressive and
bit the head off of the chicken that
crossed the road to get to
