was not so keen on the toe nibbling so he kicked me in my face, which really pissed me off so I ...
stole all of his green skittles, which were his favourite.
"oi!" he began "...
"You'll regret the day you messed with me". I'm going to...
find your platform shoes and
throw them in the monkey cage at twycross zoo, where
everyone will throw peanuts at you & laugh until you
find a way to break out and take all of your monkey friends with you to....
watch a Broadway show, where you'll all sing & dance until midnight and then you'll
eat too many jelly beans and be very, very sick. Then you'll say...
why, why did we eat all those jelly beans? I'll never eat another jelly bean again. Instead, I'll
sell them on Egay (Ebay's not so heteral sexual cousin) and use the profits to move to
San Francisco!! Everyone wants to live there. So, that is what he did, but when he arrived something was wrong.....
he could not find any of the rumoured lingerie shops! he was told that they lined the streets and had wonderful parties! So, ...
he walk into a bar to ask directions when he saw...
five strange Australian men, dressed in different coloured skivies, waving their fingers about singing "Hot Potato, Hot Potato", so he ...
joined in. If he blended into their crowd, he thought that they would eventually lead him to
the hottest club in town. But, instead they...
sat for hours eating cheese, which made their bottom burps smell of
mouses breath but with a hint of
lavender just like the scent grandmamma used to
