Happy Birthday to me.....happy birthday to me.....

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...happy birthday dear Kristie...happy birthday to me.... Ok, now that I've got that out of the way.....

**sigh** well, here it is....another year...one step closer to putting one foot in the grave. Ah, Birthdays...after 25, you've got nothing to look forward to except getting one year older. **sigh**

you wait and wait for 16 = you get a car
you wait and wait for 18 = you can buy cigarettes, lottery tickets and vote
you wait and wait for 21 = you can drink Drunk

you wait and wait for 25 = your insurance goes down (at least in MI)

And then.....you wait for retirement. But there isn't a designated age for that and the way social security is going, I will die at my job cuz I will have never been able to retire!

**sigh** another birthday. I need a drink.

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Happy Birthday Kristie :-D

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Happy birthday, sexy!

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Hey Girl. Have a drink on me!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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Happy birthday. I was just talking to a good friend of mine. His name is Bart, and he said he'd be more than happy to take you up on that drink.

I have to warn you, he's a real ladies man.

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Thanks. I will have at least 4 for each of you.

Drunk

....... whoa.......

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Hey Girl. Have a drink on me!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

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So how old are you?

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27

nothing exciting happens this year.

no one ever remembers my birthday anyway. It is so close to Christmas I always get shown up by the Jesus kid....

Naw.....birthday isn't so bad. I just hate the thought of one more year lost. Sad

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I'm not sure, but isn't twenty-seven the age when you can legally bang a midget outside in the middle of the street during rush hour?

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kickycan wrote:

I'm not sure, but isn't twenty-seven the age when you can legally bang a midget outside in the middle of the street during rush hour?

Well if that's the case......LET'S PARTY!!!! YEEEEEE HAAAA!! Where's my saddle and harness? I need to find me a midget!

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No Kicky...it's 32.

You're confusing that with the age where it's officially ok to sodomize farm animals.

But we all know Kristie is better than that. Or...is she?

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Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:

No Kicky...it's 32.

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Well, at least you have something to look forward to now, Kristie. Plus, you can get a strap-on and go to town on the animal of your choice tonight! Go get yourself a goat and have a ball!

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kickycan wrote:

Well, at least you have something to look forward to now, Kristie. Plus, you can get a strap-on and go to town on the animal of your choice tonight! Go get yourself a goat and have a ball!