Happy Birthday to me.....happy birthday to me.....

Yeah. My parents really tried to make it a seperate event but it didn't always work.

When I was little I remember being really sad that my birthday was in the middle of winter during Christmas break so my mom proposed that we celebrate in July. It didn't fly. I was stubborn and refused to celebrate it then.

Yeah....Happy Birthday to me...I just bought myself my Birthday present!

.... do tell..?

did you buy a dolphin?

No, it isn't that exciting..... :wink:

I don't know what kind of bras you wear but let me tell you, the Victoria's Secret Very Sexy bra actually delivers what is promised. Big, luscious, cleavage. Well, I just bought me some and let me tell you.....I have tits to the ceiling. You really need to try this bra.

Talk is cheap.. :wink:

That's why you gotta try it for yourself...or if you don't have actual breasts or man boobs, get your girlfriend to try it. It is amazing. I can't believe it. It's me....only better!

What a faker.

faker of what?

That's what I think of you, Slappy Doo Hoo.

Right backatcha, sister.

Maybe I'll put a potato down my pants next date I go on.

Wait...does the potato go in the front, or back? I always get this confused.

This pushes them up and out of your shirt. You'd rather we keep them in? This isn't an "Add a Size" bra. It's a push up.

Eaaaaasy. I know what they are, and what they do.

I love em' hanging, I'm just busting your bal...er, I mean, tits.

So you didn't answer my question about the potato.

If you want to date the girl again, put it in the front. If you never want to see her again, put it in the back.

You're freakin' me out knowing what the Very Sexy bra does.....you have one of those double lives going?

They do carry an add a size bra. Water or gel usually....kind a fun. False advertising but once you get to that, does it really matter? The ta ta's are our and about...do guys get pissed about false advertising?

Double life? Kind of. I'm actually Gary Coleman, former black midget TV star.

I don't get "pissed" about false advertising, because like most guys, I don't care about how big your tits are. As long as there's a pair of nipples, good times. However, women are still dumb enough to go buy water bras.

I've never actually been with a chick wearing a water bra. If that day comes, she's not getting away with a good ribbing.

The reason women wear those bras is because a guy will notice a girl with huge tubes. And cleavage is sexy. No one can deny that cleavage is sexy. But I'd rather use a push up bra and get some great cleavage than use a water bra and get big ones because 1) water bras are heavy 2) they might spring a leak 3) what's the point?...he's gonna find out sooner or later they are half false.


I guess the misconception is that guys like big tits. Period. I'd rather see a chick with a size B/C rack and fabulous cleavage than a chick with saggy D/DD boobs. Just me though.

No, me too.

Boobies...boobies...boobies...

Dammit, Kristie, I've got work to do.

So go work. Silly Slappy....

Ad agencies are pretty much closed this week soooo....I am really slow at work. 2 hour lunches and coming in late, leaving early. Love it. Wish every day was like this.

Slappy...

if you go out with that midget man again, put your potato in the back. Every time he walks into you , you can give him a black eye He will like it. It will be a true love date he will never forget.
If you go out with a woman, put it in your shirt and claim 3RD NIPPLE.. oh maaan how sexy. You will have a hoard of walmart women after you.


I have never tried those bra's kristie.. I am afraid I would choke to death.
Victorias secret doesnt make bras my size . They stop at 38-d. I dont. ;-) But DAMN they are sexy bras.

I am not sure wich is sexier... HER wearing that bra... or the bra.
In the middle is a 10 carat yellow diamond..
i THINK it was a yellow diamond. ug. My coffee hasnt kicked in yet. It may have been yellow from some wierd sexual behavior, OR that was how it was found. Any - who.
I would wear that thing as a T-SHIRT.

Shewolf, do you have fake boobs?