(bitch slaps self ) OW, that hurt
I need to get more work to do over the holidays, maybe Ill talk with my family. They seem like a harmless lot.
I lost my family.
They're still wandering around the mall somewhere.
just thhink, theyll come hhome with 35 miles of wrapping paper and next years cards.
My wife bought a new toaster the other day. Our dogs like toast, nobody else eats it except for SOS.
I had a nasty incident with a horsefly yesterday. Big one. Finally got the son of a bitch with my 22, but not before he got in a few good bites.
The bunny and I will wait for all of you.
It's no use. I can't win. I'm going to bed. By the time I get up I expect colorbook will have gained another two hundred posts on me.
My life is hell.
I am number 27...I didn't realize this was a contest. Do I get a prize? Turtle Wax? Condoms?
Bear
What would you prefer?
How about a babies arm holding an apple?
paulaj wrote:Bear
What would you prefer?
How about a babies arm holding an apple?
depends on how you cook it...
HAD A THOUGHT, BUT FORGOT IT, NEVER MIND.
Bear
YOUR SO SILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cook it anyway you like.
Farmer
Are you tring to UP your posts?
up up and awaaaaaaaaaa-aaa-aaaaaaaaay
(I hate when you guys make me sing at work)
gustavratzenhofer wrote: My life is hell.
Your life? I just wasted three minutes of mine reading this crap! Excuse me, but I have to add another 25 'lightbulb jokes' - you won't catch me
padding my total posts!!
I've thought this over & I realised I'm not above selling my spot.
Remember, thats a prize spot I got for sale there - up in the hallowed top 25.
Upon transfer of the appropriate sum of money, we can switch passwords.
How much is it worth to you?
nimh wrote:I've thought this over & I realised I'm not above selling my spot.
How much is it worth to you?
You got an Ebay alias? Put it up for sale there. This could be real fun!
Remember gang, it's not quantity, it's quality that counts...and this thread is a perfect example.
