Damn you, ratzenhofer.
You know, back in elementary school, as you used to take my lunch money after hitting me on the head with that darn umbrella of yours, you were right: you're better than me. Just like the time you edged me out in the banana eating contest, too.
I'm #66. I might as well end it all.
Damn you, Gus...damn you to hell.
its just something about those with no gag relex...
Slappy, don't end it all because of Gustabullykids. You have me beat, I'm lowly #88.
Now don't you feel better?
I mean look at me, im 122... you're way better then me with that gag reflex Slappy.. way better
Slappy, add a 6 and I believe you will
be in hell.
hmmm anyone know what the #666 post was?
Gee, thanks gang.
I was just about to end it all, too.
Had the Barbara Streisand cd in one hand, about to pop it in the good ol' cd player, and a note to my friends+family in the other.
well the fact that you owna Barbara Streisand cd knocks youdown a notch in my book.... but i can over look it cus you bought it out of desperation and the want to end your life... and the fact that you got that naughty list from santa... maybe if you could be nice enough and let me look at the north carolina section....
interesting that post #666 actually has hell in it
Yes, I attach meaning to it as well, Seed.
Slappy, are you the devil? (We won't tell anyone.)
Yes, I'm the devil.
Fork over all virgins(that are hot, and 18+).
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:Yes, I'm the devil.
Fork over all virgins (that are hot, and 18+).
Dang, I only meet 2 of your forkee requirements.
Seed wrote:well butterfaces do?
That's why God invented doggystyle, and the lightswitch, right?
Foreveryoung, sorry to hear you're not hot.
long as your one of the following I bet you can get a waiver:
1. hot over 18
2. virgin over 18
I'm over 18 and I'm hot .......... a virgin I am not!
What's wrong, Slappy? Can't deal with a woman who has a means of comparison?
hahahahahaha ............. [size=7]not hot, HA[/size]
i have a paper bag beside my bed for such occasions Slappy... i tell them i think its really kinky and they go for it... then after wards i use it to puke in...
husker wrote:long as your one of the following I bet you can get a waiver:
1. hot over 18
2. virgin over 18
Thank you, husker. I could get that waiver due to #1, however, it seems Slappy is too insecure to get involved with anyone who has been there before.
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