spendius wrote:I played golf as a kid.I gave it up when I discovered holes with no flags which came to me on two cute legs.There was also the small matter of the equipment which was becoming more and more expensive for those who wished to keep up and this expense caused the other holes I mentioned to not come to me so fast.
I also made that discovery...but I had intentions of becoming a priest. So I gave that up...and kept the golf. Fact is, I've met some very, very interesting ladies on the links.
Quote:Have you got a thing about powerful women with large bottoms by any chance?Was the dream satisfying.That's treason here but you are okay.
Somehow...I keep a very young picture of your Queen in my mind. (She was not young in my dream, however.)
And while I hate what the Freudians among us will make of this...I have a large picture of my late mother on a bookshelf here in my study. Except that she does not have a purse on her arm, she is the spitting image of Elizabeth. I have an aunt, my mother's younger sister, who is still alive...and she has been told dozens upon dozens of times that she looks like Elizabeth. And for whatever reason, she always has a purse on her arm!
Quote:We like Her so much because all the politicians are scared to death of Her.She only has to go on Telly and call us to arms and if She gives the word we will smash that silly old House to dust.They know that.
Well I like her because she has class...and lots of it. Always has. I wish her good health...and despite the fact that I like Charles also...I wish her long, long life.
Quote:You have nothing like that there.
Well...that doesn't stop certain people from trying.
But the last thing any nobility needs...is to have it with a Texas drawl.
But that would be getting into an area that probably is better left for other threads. :wink:
Imagine that. The hole caught the golfer, and the balls took charge.
