Monkey trick

I get:
Age of monkey = 12 years
Age of mother = 18 years
Weight of monkey = 18 ounces
Weight of weight = 18 ounces
Length of rope = 12 feet
Weight of rope = 64 ounces
Weight of banana = 11.5 ounces
Length of banana = 5.75 inches

Who agrees/disagrees with Markr?

Me!Me! 100%

BTW Don One, or is it Don Juan? Back down in the ?'good fun riddle' thread I replied to your riddle with:

Dowte diddy dreawn reet diddy dule dee reet
Reet dunneleead lerrim
Diddy reet
Oin lerrim itwer dule reet

Learning your language was difficult. Some clues please.

My language, Tryagain, is English I haven't a clue what the above means.

Go back to the "good fun riddle" for explanation

Answer:

Let

M
= monkey's weight
B
= banana's weight
W
= the weight
R
= rope's weight
r
= rope's length
b
= banana's length
m
= monkey's age
mm
= mother's age


According to the long passage,
mm
= (1/2 x 3 x 1/2 x 4 x 2 x 1/3 x 3 x 1/4 ) m
= 3/2 m
and
mm
= 30 - m
so
30 - m
= 3/2 m
30
= 5/2 m
m
= 12
and
mm
= 30 - m
mm
= 18
We also know that
M
= W
= mm
= 18 oz
and
R
= 4/9 r
= 4/9 (12 m)
= 64 oz.
Finally, we know that
1/2 M + B
= 1/4(W+R)
B
= 1/4(18 + 64) - 9
= 41/2 - 18/2
= 23/2 oz.
and,
b
= 1/2 B
= 1/2 x 23/ 2
= 23/ 4
= 5 3/4 in.


TA-DAH

The length of the banana is 5 3/4 inches.

banana 2oz/in
rope 0.33 lb/ft = 0.44 oz/in

let: Ay = age of baby monkey
Am = age of mother monkey

known relationships:
W =M
|LR| = |Ay|
|M| = |Am|
Ay + Am = 30
(1/2)(M)+B = (1/4)(R + W)

solution:
Am = (1/2)(3)(1/2)(4)(2)(1/3)(3)(1/4)(Ay)
Am = (1.5)Ay > Ay = (2/3)Am
(2/3)Am + Am = 30

Am = 18 the age of the mother
Ay = 12 the age of the baby

then:
M = 18 oz the wt. of the monkey
LR = 12 ft. length of rope
(1/2)(18) + B = (1/4)(64 + 18)
B = 20.5 - 9 = 11.5 oz wt. of banana

LB = 11.5/2 = 5.75 inches long - length of banana