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Tue 14 Dec, 2004 06:57 am
I realised the other day that although I love the idea of all these historical stories and the feeling of there being a 'higher power', I dont think I belong, or want to belong to just one of them.
If I do have a religion, Im going to make it up.
Pick n mix, take bits from each religion I like, throw in a bit of stuff Ive made up by myself and see how it goes.
What do you think?
Now, a religion involving temple prostitutes might ramp up a devoted followin' pretty quick.
As long as its male and female prostitutes and all involved consent then why the hey not.
Man (or woman) proposes. God (or Fate) disposes.
Prolly oughtta accept cash only for the donation - but an ATM in the lobby would be a good idea.
...and a drive-thru confessional would get those followers who are just too busy to be religious.
Yeah ... the drive-thru thing is a good angle. Wanna be as accessible and user-freindly as can be arranged, after all.
Hey, they have drive thru marriage ceremonies, so its all a good idea.
Maybe they could be combined.Get married and money off a bucket of KFC!
You can drink rasberry and vodka as the blood of christ.
timberlandko wrote:Now, a religion involving temple prostitutes might ramp up a devoted followin' pretty quick.
Okay...you got my attention.
Now send someone to my door to "talk" to me about this.
Knock knock knock...... hello,Im a representative of the pick n mix religion.I would like to bring to your attention that all consentual forms of natural behaviour are completely exceptable in this religion.
This religion does not belive in the likes of rape,murder,theft or generally being naughty resulting in completely screwing up somebodies life in a negative way.
Thank you for listening....here, have this leaflet.Bye
material girl wrote:Knock knock knock...... hello,Im a representative of the pick n mix religion.I would like to bring to your attention that all consentual forms of natural behaviour are completely exceptable in this religion.
This religion does not belive in the likes of rape,murder,theft or generally being naughty resulting in completely screwing up somebodies life in a negative way.
Thank you for listening....here, have this leaflet.Bye
Ahhh...don't rush off. Why not stop in for a while and fill me in on the temple prostitutes and such!
Ok, there is Cindy,Candy and Frank, take your pick...n mix.
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