Good morning, listeners. It's nice to see PD here, none the worse for wear since the inauguration.
Dys, when we were RVin', some retiree and his wife had a class A motor home that must have cost at least, $100,000. One side was totally caved in due to the fact that he just bulled his way through the toll booth.
Hey, Phoenix. That little bit of levity went totally over my head.
Since we're talkin' Texas, I guess we ought to have a song relating to that state, listeners.
Chorus:
All my ex's live in Texas,
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be.
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.
Rosanna's down in Texarcana; wanted me to push her broom,
And sweet Ilene's in Abilene; she forgot I hung the moon,
And Allison in Galveston somehow lost her sanity,
And Dimples who now lives in Temple's got the law lookin' for me.
Chorus:
All my ex's live in Texas,
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be.
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.
I remember that old Frio river where I learned to swim.
And it brings to mind another time where I wore my welcome thin.
My transcendental meditation, I go there each night,
But I always come back to myself long before daylight.
Chorus:
All my ex's live in Texas,
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be.
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.
Some folks think I'm hidin',
It's been rumored that I died,
But I'm alive and well in Tennessee.
And the parody:
all my exes drive a lexus
a lexus is just a perfect car for me
but all my exes drive a lexus
I drive a beat up century
old eileen's in abilene, wanted be to buy a house
and sweet irene in new orleans wanted cash and wanted it soon
and alison down in Galveston, somehow lost her sanity,
and dimples, who now lives in Temple's
wants a new car from me
that's why all my exes drive a lexus
a lexus is just a perfect car for me
but all my exes drive a lexus
I drive a beat up century
the returns have come from that mutual fund
that my investment's in
and with cash to burn, and a huge return, the lawsuits sure came in
my legal counsel, says mediation, go there every night
but I always end at the lexus dealer,
to buy another one tonight
that's why all my exes drive a lexus
a lexus is just a perfect car for me
but all my exes drive a lexus
I drive a beat up century
some folks think I'm drivin
a brand new shiny ride,
but the buick's all I get that's left for me