Well then, Happy International Dance Day to all, but:
[she]
Think of what you're losing
By constantly refusing to dance with me.
You'd be the idol of France with me!
And yet you stand there and shake
Your foolish head dramatic'lly.
While I wait here so ecstatic'lly
You just look and say emphatic'lly
Not this season! There's a reason!
[he]
I won't dance! Don't ask me;
I won't dance! Don't ask me;
I won't dance, Madame, with you.
My heart won't let my feet do the things they should do!
You know what? You're lovely,
[she]
And so what? I'm lovely!
[he]
But oh! What you do to me!
I'm like an ocean wave that's bumped on the shore;
I feel so absolutely stumped on the floor!
[she]
When you dance you're charming and you're gentle!
'Spec'lly when you do the "Continental".
[he]
But this feeling isn't purely mental;
For heaven rest us, I'm not asbestos.
I won't dance! Why should I!
I won't dance! How could I?
I won't dance! Merci beau coup!
I know that music leads the way to romance:
So if I hold you in my arms I won't dance!
And some April 29 Birthdays:
1863 William Randolph Hearst, newspaper editor/publisher (San Francisco, CA; died 1951)
1899 Duke Ellington, jazz musician/bandleader/composer (Washington, DC; died 1974)
1901 Emperor Hirohito, emperor of Japan during World War II (Tokyo, Japan; died 1989)
1915 Donald Mills, singer and member of the Mills Brothers (Piqua, OH; died 1999)
1919 Celeste Holm, actress (New York, NY)
1924 Renée Jeanmaire Paris France, dancer (Hans Christian Anderson)
1933 Rod [Marvin] McKuen Oakland CA, singer/composer (Alone, Beatsville)
1934 Luis Aparacio, baseball player (Maracaibo, Venezuela)
1936 Zubin Mehta, conductor (Bombay, India)
1952 Nora Dunn, actress/comedian (Chicago, IL)
Dale Earnhardt, auto racer (Kannapolis, NC; died 2001)
1954 Jerry Seinfeld, actor/comedian (New York, NY)
1955 Kate Mulgrew, actress (Dubuque, IA)
1957 Daniel Day-Lewis, actor (London, England)
Michelle Pfeiffer, actress (Santa Ana, CA)
1958 Eve Plumb, actress (Burbank, CA)
1970 Andre Agassi, tennis champion (Las Vegas, NV)
Uma Thurman, actress (Boston, MA)
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