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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 04:40 pm
I love the Scatman and the Musketeers. Thanks, letty.
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 05:12 pm
As do I, edgar. The Shining would have been a lot better movie had they developed the theme on the Donner Pass.

Couldn't believe that Gene Kelly had done that movie, either, Texas, and thanks for the acknowledgement.

Speaking of surprise, y'all, here's a jazz song sung by an opera singer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-leX2k-PKI&feature=related
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 05:33 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDqU1UOnNHU

Mighty hot today. I yearn for some of that winterlude.
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 06:33 pm
Wow!, edgar. Bob sounded great doing that winterlude. Thanks for playing it, Texas.(know what you mean about the heat)

Going from winterlude to Interlude, and it is funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QSaM5gQ9vo
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 07:36 pm
Well, time for me to say goodnight, and I had not realized that Old Devil Moon was from Finian's Rainbow.

This is a wonderful song. We'll dedicate this to all the Irish out there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhnNQ6XXUKI&feature=related

As always...

From Letty with love
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 08:04 pm
I love songs by and about the Irish. Monty Python, I have a limited appreciation of.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 23 May, 2008 08:13 pm
A Beatles tune I had not heard in many a month. Isn't it good Norwegian wood?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kar0pIIjK9U
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2008 04:55 am
Lilli Palmer
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Lilli Palmer, born Lillie Marie Peiser, (May 24, 1914 - January 27, 1986) was a German actress.

Palmer, who took her surname from an English actress she admired, was one of three daughters born to Dr. Alfred Peiser, a German Jewish surgeon, and Rose Lissman, an Austrian Jewish stage actress in Posen, Prussia, Germany (then - after WW I - Poznań, Poland). When Lilli was four her family moved to Berlin-Charlottenburg. She studied drama in Berlin before fleeing to Paris in 1933 following the Nazi takeover. While performing in cabarets, she attracted the attention of British talent scouts and was offered a contract by Gaumont-British. She made her screen debut in Crime Unlimited (1935) and appeared in British films for the next decade.

In 1943, she married actor Rex Harrison and followed him to Hollywood in 1945. She signed with Warner Brothers and appeared in several films, notably Cloak and Dagger (1946) and Body and Soul (1947). She also periodically appeared in stage plays as well as hosting her own television series in 1951. Harrison and Palmer appeared together in the hit Broadway play Bell, Book and Candle in the early 50s and later starred in the film version of The Fourposter (1952). Harrison and Palmer divorced in 1957. During the marriage, Harrison had many affairs, including one with Carole Landis, who committed suicide in 1948 in the wake of their failed relationship. They had one son, Rex Carey Alfred Harrison, born in 1944.

Palmer went on to play both leading and supporting parts in the U.S. and abroad. She starred opposite William Holden in an espionage thriller based on fact, The Counterfeit Traitor (1962), and opposite Robert Taylor in another true World War II story, Disney's Miracle of the White Stallions, in 1963. On the small screen, in 1974 she starred as Manouche Roget in the six-part television drama series The Zoo Gang, about a group of former underground freedom fighters from World War II, with Brian Keith, Sir John Mills, and Barry Morse.

She was married to Argentine actor Carlos Thompson from 1958 until her death in Los Angeles from cancer in 1986 at the age of 71. A talented writer, she published her memoirs Change Lobsters and Dance in 1975 and a novel, The Red Raven in 1978.

Lilli Palmer is interred at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, California.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2008 04:59 am
Siobhán McKenna
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Born Siobhán Giollamhuire Nic Cionnaith
May 24, 1923
Belfast, Northern Ireland
Died November 16, 1986 (age 63)
Dublin, Ireland
Spouse(s) Denis O'Dea (1956)

Siobhán McKenna (May 24, 1923 - November 16, 1986), was an Irish stage and screen actress.

Born Siobhán Giollamhuire Nic Cionnaith in Belfast, Northern Ireland, she grew up in Galway City and in County Monaghan, Ireland speaking fluent Irish. She was still in her teens when she became a member of an amateur Gaelic theatre group and made her stage debut at Galway's Gaelic Theatre in 1940. She is also remembered for her English-language performances at the Abbey Theatre in Dublin where she would eventually star in what many consider her finest role in the George Bernard Shaw play, Saint Joan.

While performing at the Abbey Theatre she met actor Denis O'Dea, whom she married in 1956 and they had one child, a son: Donnacha O'Dea, who swam for Ireland at the 1968 Summer Olympics and later won a World Series of Poker bracelet in 1998.

In 1947 she debuted on the London stage and on Broadway in 1955 in The Chalk Garden for which she would receive a Tony Award nomination for "Best Actress in a Leading Role, Drama." In 1956, she appeared in the Cambridge Drama Festival production of Saint Joan at the Off-Broadway Phoenix Theatre. Theatre critic Elliot Norton called her performance the finest portrayal of Joan in memory. Siobhán McKenna's popularity earned her the cover of Life magazine. She received a second Tony Best Actress nomination for her role in the 1958 play, The Rope Dancers in which she starred with Art Carney and Joan Blondell.

Although primarily a stage actress, McKenna appeared in a number of made-for-television films and dramas plus acted in several motion pictures including 1961's King of Kings, starring in the role of the Virgin Mary. In 1964 she performed in Of Human Bondage and the following year in Doctor Zhivago.

McKenna was awarded the Gold Medal of the Éire Society of Boston, Massachusetts for having "significantly fulfilled the ideals of the Éire Society, in particular, spreading awareness of the cultural achievements of the Irish people."

Siobhán McKenna's final stage appearance came in the 1985 play Bailegangaire for the Druid Theatre Company. Suffering from lung cancer, despite surgery, she died the following year in Dublin, Ireland aged 63, and was interred in the Rahoon Cemetery in County Galway. The inscription on her tomb is written in Irish.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2008 05:10 am
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2008 05:15 am
Patti LaBelle
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Background information

Birth name Patricia Louise Holte
Born May 24, 1944 (1944-05-24) (age 64)
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
Genre(s) R&B, soul, pop, dance, disco, funk
Occupation(s) Singer, songwriter, actress, businesswoman
Years active 1958-present
Label(s) Epic (1976-1980)
Philadelphia Int'l (1981-1985)
MCA (1986-2002)
Def Soul Classics (2003-2005, 2007-present)
Umbrella / Bungalo (2006)

Associated acts Labelle, Nona Hendryx, Sarah Dash, Cindy Birdsong, Sundry Tucker
Website PattiLabelle.com

Patti LaBelle (born May 24, 1944) is an American R&B, soul singer and songwriter. She fronted two groups, Patti LaBelle & the Bluebelles and Labelle. She is best known for her passionate stage performances, wide vocal range and distinctive high-octave belting. Her biography, Don't Block the Blessings, remained at the top of the The New York Times best-seller list for several weeks.




Life and career

Early years

LaBelle was born Patricia Louise Holte in West Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the daughter of Henry Holte, a railroad worker.[1] The fourth of five children, including three sisters and a brother, LaBelle began singing at the age of 14 in church. A shy girl, LaBelle had a voice of a torch diva. A school teacher advised her to start a singing group.

As Patsy Holte, LaBelle formed a four-member girl group called the Ordettes in 1958. In 1959, when two of the original Ordettes left, Holt and fellow Ordette Sandra Tucker brought in singers Nona Hendryx and Sarah Dash. When Tucker's family made Sandra leave the group, she was replaced by Cindy Birdsong. With her mother's blessings, Patti left high school to tour with the Ordettes. The group was managed by Bernard Montague, The group toured from local nightclubs to honky tonks and truck stops.

Two years passed until the girls auditioned for Blue Note Records. The president at the time nearly passed on the group upon hearing the lead singer was Patti, or "Patsy" as friends and family called her, whom he had said didn't fit the traits of a traditionally beautiful lead singer. His mind was changed, however, when Patsy began singing. The president signed them to the label under two conditions: The Ordettes were now the Bluebelles and Patricia "Patsy" Holte would be given a new name: Patti LaBelle. For a woman that didn't have classic beauty traits by Eurocentric standards, the last name meant "beautiful" in French. The name was changed again to Patti LaBelle and the Bluebelles after the manager of the group who had the same name sought to sue.


Success with The Bluebelles

In 1962, Patti LaBelle & the Bluebelles scored their first Top 40 pop hit with the release of the doo-wop single, "I Sold My Heart to the Junkman." That same year, they began wowing audiences at New York's Apollo theater later given them the name "The Apollo Sweethearts." Throughout the '60s, Patti LaBelle & the Bluebelles were one of the hottest touring acts on the chitlin' circuit while the hits continued: in 1964, they scored again with songs like "Danny Boy" and "Down the Aisle."

In 1966, the group signed to Atlantic Records and scored what later became Patti's signature song with their version of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow." Her gospel-inspired, sometimes overly dramatic rendition ends each of her shows and climaxes with her throwing a microphone stand into the wings of the stage as she belts the final note. Around this time, LaBelle was engaged to be married to Temptations member Otis Williams, but the couple called off the engagement because of their conflicting touring schedules. The next year, LaBelle, Dash & Hendryx received a shock when Cindy Birdsong left to join The Supremes, replacing Florence Ballard. It would be years before Birdsong and the group began to speak again. After Cindy Birdsong left the group, Patti, Nona, Sarah found themseleves in a holt. But the group continued to tour around the country.


Labelle


In 1970, Patti and the Bluebelles moved to England where they met promoter Vicki Wickham, formerly Janis Joplin's promoter. The next year when the girls returned to America, they came out with a different name - simply Labelle - and a new attitude, vocal style, and a new wardrobe. Wearing casual clothing and African adornments, Labelle often sung of racism, sexism and politics. Their sound was not taken to heart by consumers. In 1971, the newly changed group signed with Warner Bros Records and released their self titled album "Labelle", which showed the trio's gospel, funk, disco, soul and glam rock sound. The album was a commercial failure but received rave reviews for its positive image. In 1972 on the same label, Labelle released their second album "Moon Shadow", which contained songs that were groundbreaking like "I Believe That I've Finally Made It Home" and "It Ain't Sad Until It's All Over", but like the 1st album the second one also failed to gain commercial success, but did get rave reviews. After the album was released the group was later dropped from its record label. With the help of manager Vicki Wickham, Labelle signed with RCA Records and soon began working on their album "Pressure Cookin". Half of the songs on the album were written by group member Nona Hendryx. Labelle covered the political song "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" with "Something In The Air", but Patti was quoted as stating that when the group was to appear on a television show they were told not to perform the song. "Pressure Cookin'" was released in 1973 and failed to gain commercial success but garnered great reviews, especially for the material that Nona Hendryx wrote. Her tunes "Let Me See You In The Light", "Can I Speak To You Before You Go To Hollywood", "Going On A Holiday", and "Last Dance" were groundbreaking positive songs that gained them many cult fans. But however nothing would prepare them for their smashing stardom in 1974.

In 1974, however, learning of a cult following, the women changed their looks again; now adorning space-like, "rockish" hair and uniforms. They began to sing about sex, space, politics, and things that many funk and rock bands were singing about at the time -- but with an exception; no female groups had dared up until now to broach this type of controversial material. In October of that year, they were the first African-American contemporary act to perform at the Metropolitan Opera. That December, they released their greatest record, Nightbirds, featuring their breakout hit, "Lady Marmalade," which hit #1 on the Hot 100 in 1975, helping Nightbirds to go gold. None of their subsequent albums would have quite the same success, although Phoenix and Chameleon were hailed by music critics as experimental and groundbreaking. Their songs were positive with lyrics that touched people's hearts, but they failed to attract commercial success. Patti began having artistic differences, especially with the songs that Nona Hendryx was composing and writing. Although they sold out concerts around the world, Labelle's record sales were decreasing, but the 1975 album Phoenix sold 1 million copies because of songs like "Black Holes In The Sky", "Messin' With My Mind" and "Action Time". They received critical acclaim for the lyrics that Nona Hendryx wrote.


Solo career

The '70s

In 1976, during a performance in Baltimore, Nona suffered a nervous breakdown, forcing the band to separate abruptly. LaBelle released her self-titled debut in 1977 on Epic Records, where she recorded 3 more albums in the years to come. The debut album became an important hit for Patti at least on the R&B charts and was notable for the stand-out ballad, "You Are My Friend" and for the funkier "Joy To Have Your Love," which demonstrates Patti's large range with a typical Philadelphia Soul orchestrated arrangement with heavy bass. In the next year she released one of her most acclaimed albums, Tasty, featuring the salsa hit "Teach Me Tonight (Me Gusta Tu Baile)." The next step was the album It's Alright With Me featuring the disco classic "Music Is My Way Of Life" and the last album she recorded for Epic was Released, which did better than the previous one chartwise but didn't generate any important hits nor received the same critical acclaim. On July 21, 1979, she appeared at the Amandla Festival along with Bob Marley, Dick Gregory and Eddie Palmieri, amongst others.


The '80s

Success eluded LaBelle until late 1983 when she released her first charted hit album, I'm In Love Again. The album featured LaBelle's first #1 R&B hit with "If Only You Knew" and a radio hit with "Love, Need and Want You." In 1984, after an eighteen-year estrangement, she reconciled with Cindy Birdsong while she was on stage in Los Angeles. By 1985, LaBelle was on her way to pop stardom after her songs, "New Attitude" and "Stir It Up" (recently re-recorded by Patti and Joss Stone) from the soundtrack for Beverly Hills Cop (1984), which peaked at #17 and #41 on the pop charts respectively.

By the time of her rise to pop stardom in the mid-1980s, LaBelle was infamous for her wild hairdos, kicking off her shoes in a "Holy Ghost"-like rage, rolling over the floor while singing, putting the microphone stand down and then yielding it up in the air and choreographing the famous "spread my wings" move that she incorporated during her performances of "Over the Rainbow." Patti's appearance at the Motown Returns to the Apollo and Live Aid concert in 1985 introduced her to a whole new audience. During the finale of Live Aid, Patti took to the microphone for "We Are the World," during some points of which Patti's voice is the only one audible. She was also accused of taking the spot light from Diana Ross as revenge in a rumoured rivalry during a performance of "I Want To Know What Love Is" known as the infamous mic toss. As a result, Patti was often accused of grandstanding. In 1986, she released her best-selling album to date with Winner in You. The album yielded her first solo #1, "On My Own" with pop balladeer Michael McDonald, the Top 40 Billboard Hot 100 hit, "Oh, People," the moderate pop chart hit, "Kiss Away The Pain" and the Hot Dance Music/Club Play chart hit, "Something Special Is Gonna Happen Tonight."


The '90s

By the end of the 1980s, she scored a moderate R&B and pop chart hit with the Diane Warren ballad, "If You Asked Me To," in 1989. The song peaked at #10 on the Adult Contemporary and R&B charts. It was later covered by Céline Dion in 1992 when it peaked at #1 on both the Pop & A/C charts. In an interview with the online magazine Monaco Revue.[2] Patti said racism in the music industry was responsible for the difference in sales, and revealed that accepting this was the most difficult obstacle she had to face in her career.[3]

Patti entered the 1990s on a high but not without tragedy. In July 1989, she lost her third sister Jackie to cancer. Patti's two elder sisters had similar fates, with her oldest sister Vivian dying in 1977 (at the height of LaBelle's success) and the second-eldest sister Barbara, dying in 1982 from colon cancer. Her brother, father and mother also passed away around the same time, making Patti the only living member of her extended family while being the mother of six kids - one of her own, three of one of her sisters' children and two adopted - and wife of Armstead Edwards (married since 1969), who had become her manager.

LaBelle herself was diagnosed with diabetes in 1995. She is a spokeswoman for the American Diabetes Association, and has published two cookbooks targeted at people with diabetes, containing low-sugar and low-fat recipes. In 2005, LaBelle began appearing in advertisements for OneTouch Ultra and later for OneTouch Ultra2, a manufacturer of blood glucose monitoring systems for people with diabetes.

In 1991, Patti released the gold-selling Burnin' album, which helped her win her first Grammy Award for Best R&B Female Vocal Performance. Burnin' featured the hits "Somebody Loves You Baby (You Know Who It Is)", "When You've Been Blessed (Feels Like Heaven)" and "Feels Like Another One." That album is also notable because it includes the first Labelle reunion recording with Sarah Dash and Nona Hendryx, on the track "Release Yourself". That success continued onto subsequent albums like 1994's Gems (featuring the hit "The Right Kinda Lover"), 1997's Flame (featuring the hit "When You Talk About Love"), and 1998's Live One Night Only (which won her a second Grammy).


2000s

In 2000, she divorced her husband, L. Armstead Edwards after releasing When A Woman Loves, an album mostly of heartbroken-toned Adult Contemporary songs by Diane Warren. The album did not score an Adult Contemporary chart hit with the title track. LaBelle's musical legacy would be heard on several tracks by younger R&B and hip hop artists, such as "Lady Marmalade", which was resung by Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Pink and Mya on the soundtrack of Moulin Rouge!, and became a #1 hit again 26 years after the original topped the charts. She also appeared, though briefly, in a performance of the song at the 2002 Grammy Awards. "Love, Need & Want You" was sampled by rapper Nelly and Destiny's Child member Kelly Rowland in their #1 hit, "Dilemma" and later by Outkast, who featured LaBelle re-singing parts of the song on their hit, "Ghetto Musick". "If Only You Knew" has also been covered and sampled in recent years.

On February 6, 2003, she performed "Way Up There" at a memorial service in honour of the astronauts lost in the Space Shuttle Columbia disaster, which was held at the Washington National Cathedral and attended by Vice President Dick Cheney among others. Patti was nominated for a Grammy for this tune, but lost to her friend Aretha Franklin. She also released a vibrant single of the cut.[4] On July 22 of the same year, she sang the "Ave Maria" at New York's St. Patrick's Cathedral during the funeral of the Cuban salsa singer Celia Cruz.

The year 2004 saw the release of Timeless Journey, which debuted at #16, making it LaBelle's highest charting album in eighteen years. Songs on the album include "2 Steps Away" and "When You Smile", a tribute song for Celia Cruz featuring Spanish language artists Carlos Santana, Andy Vargas, and La India. She scored modest hits with "New Day", "More Than Material" and, "Gotta Go Solo", a duet with Ronald Isley which peaked at #31 on the R&B chart. Patti also headlined the Divas Concert Live.[clarify] Patti LaBelle New Day Club Mixes was released to DJs for club play and reached #1 on the Top Played Songs in the clubs[clarify] and #11 on the US Dance charts.

Patti has had her own reality show on TV1, Living It Up with Patti Labelle, since April 30, 2004.

In mid-2005, she released Classic Moments, a cover album featuring tracks made popular by other artists. LaBelle has often performed some of her favorite songs by other singers in her concerts. The album featured such songs as "I Can't Make You Love Me", the lead single, "Ain't No Way" (featuring Mary J Blige), "I'll Stand By You", "Land of the Living" (with singer-songwriter Kristine W.), and "Your Song" (featuring Elton John). Shortly after the release of the album, Labelle was dropped from her label. Reports of conflicts with label head Antonio "L.A." Reid were blamed for the dissolution, as well as an event where several high-profile stars abruptly backed out of appearances at a televised 60th birthday celebration for LaBelle.[5]

Patti also appeared on Extreme Makeover where she sang "Stand by You" at a candlelight vigil.

While appearing as a guest on the show Martha on December 23, 2005, Patti LaBelle announced that she is reuniting with Labelle. She was among those honoured by Oprah Winfrey at her Legends Ball. She is also playing Motormouth Maybelle in Hairspray on Broadway.

In June 2006, a previously unreleased BlueBelles track was unearthed and released on an Atlantic compilation CD, "Atlantic Unearthed: Soul Sisters". The name of the track is "(1-2-3-4-5-6-7) Count the Days". LaBelle also appeared in the movie preaching to the choir as Sister Jasmine the Choir Director. LaBelle sang four songs for the album, including "Going to My Father's House", "How I Got Over" and "Preaching to the Choir" with Labelle. Patti also appears on the soundtrack to Chicken Little where she duets one of her old songs, "Stir It Up", with Joss Stone .

In November 2006, LaBelle paid tribute to Dusty Springfield, singing a tribute to her at the UK Music Hall of Fame at Alexandra Palace, London.

On November 21, 2006, The Gospel According To Patti LaBelle was released.[6] As a promotion, all copies sold at Wal-Mart have a bonus track, "The Lord's Prayer". The Gospel According To Patti LaBelle debuted at #86 on the Billboard 200, #17 on the R&B chart and #1 on the Gospel Albums chart. The unit sales of the first week tallied up to 18,000 units sold. Earlier in 2006, LaBelle performed at the 2006 Super Bowl Gospel Celebration.[7]

LaBelle was prominently featured alongside Fantasia and Yolanda Adams on the remake of Stevie Wonder's "I Wish", on the soundtrack to "Happy Feet". LaBelle will also be featured on "What About Love", the lead track from the soundtrack to The Color Purple: The Musical.[7]

On March 26, 2007, LaBelle was honoured with an Excellence in Media Award by GLAAD (Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) for her life-long work for gay and lesbian rights and participation in the fight against AIDS.

On April 29, 2007, LaBelle appeared and sang at the 2007 Fort Lauderdale AIDS Walk in South Florida.

LaBelle is also said to be recording a new album with Sarah Dash and Nona Hendryx, together as the reformed LaBelle, with help from Lenny Kravitz. They will be in the recording process this year and will possibly be on the road next year.

On June 26, 2007, LaBelle gave a teary eulogy on the late Gerald Levert. Patti LaBelle alongside Gladys Knight, Yolanda Adams and Eddie Levert paid tribute to Levert at the 2007 BET Awards singing "Wind Beneath My Wings", a favourite song of his which he sang often in his own concerts.

According to a message Ms. LaBelle posted on her official website, she has currently re-signed with Def Jam after being dropped by L.A. Reid in 2005. Reid decided he had made a mistake and offered her another deal, which she took a few months to decide upon but eventually accepted. She has since released a Christmas album produced by Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis and James "Big Jim" Wright. The album, titled "Miss Patti's Christmas", was released October 9, 2007 and was due to feature a guest appearance from Mariah Carey; however, this Mariah Carey track did not make the CD.

On October 20, 2007 LaBelle appeared as a surprise guest (with Whitney Houston, who introduced Patti) on the Swarovski Fashion Rocks for the Princes Trust Concert, singing a unique rendition of "Lady Marmalade" alongside the Sugababes for the finale of the concert in London, England. her first UK show since the early 70's

On November 4, 2007, the World Music Awards paid tribute to 63-year-old LaBelle for her enduring contribution to R&B. LaBelle sang a rendition of "Lady Marmalade" at the event with Shaggy. "I love this show because it unites the world with music; we need peace in the world," LaBelle said. Mary J. Blige considers her, "the diva of all divas and the voice touched and blessed by God."

In January 2008, Miss Patti launched her own wig line, The Patti LaBelle Collection by Especially Yours.

In February 2008, LaBelle appeared at the The BET Honors show with her friend, Gladys Knight

In March 2008, LaBelle appeared as the Keynote speaker at the 14th Annual Women's Empowerment Expo in Raleigh, NC. .[8]

In May 2008, LaBelle performed at the "Divas with Heart" concert alongside Chaka Khan, Gladys Knight and Diana Ross. Ross was the finale performer, and after she left the stage, LaBelle, Khan and Knight returned to the stage to sing "Lean on Me". Ross did not join them.
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bobsmythhawk
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2008 05:21 am
Mistakes on a resume


These are from actual resumes:

"Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription drugs.

"I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don't let them know of my immediate availability."

"Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I'm a class act and do not come cheap."

"I intentionally omitted my salary history. I've made money and lost money. I've been rich and I've been poor. I prefer being rich."

"Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."

"Number of dependents: 40."

"Marital Status: Often. Children: Various."

RESUME BLOOPERS

"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:

"Responsibility makes me nervous."

"They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions."

REASONS FOR LEAVING MY LAST JOB:

"Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches."

"I was working for my mom until she decided to move."

"The company made me a scapegoat - just like my three previous employers."

JOB RESPONSIBILITIES:

"While I am open to the initial nature of an assignment, I am decidedly disposed that it be so oriented as to at least partially incorporate the experience enjoyed heretofore and that it be configured so as to ultimately lead to the application of more rarefied facets of financial management as the major sphere of responsibility."

"I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award."

SPECIAL REQUESTS & JOB OBJECTIVES:

"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."

"My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage."

"I procrastinate - especially when the task is unpleasant."

PHYSICAL DISABILITIES:

"Minor allergies to house cats and Mongolian sheep."

PERSONAL INTERESTS:

"Donating blood. 14 gallons so far."

SMALL TYPOS THAT CAN CHANGE THE MEANING:

"Education: College, August 1880-May 1984."

"Work Experience: Dealing with customers' conflicts that arouse."

"Develop and recommend an annual operating expense fudget."

"I'm a rabid typist."

"Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation."
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Letty
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2008 06:44 am
Good morning, WA2K folks.

"Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it." is our quote for the day by Mark Twain. In this case, Sam, you should know about the hard work that fire fighters are doing in California, and even our little studio got a jolt this morning.

edgar, I really like that song by the Fab Four and I wonder if there is another version of it. Thanks, Texas. That song always reminds me of Cyracuz.

Great bio's today, Bob, and looking at the mistakes on resumes may account for the rate of unemployment. Thanks, Boston. I'm certain edgar will be back later with a Dylan song.

How about a duo featuring Patti LaBelle, folks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VZaKA8AkcI
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Raggedyaggie
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2008 06:59 am
Funny, Bob. Very Happy

Here are the bio matches of the day:

http://www.editrixoffice.com/DDUA_lili-Dateien/image001.jpghttp://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f4/Siobhanmckenna.jpg/200px-Siobhanmckenna.jpg
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/09/07/bob_dylan_narrowweb__300x479,0.jpghttp://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050916/122752__dylan_l.jpg
http://www.newyorksocialdiary.com/partypictures/2003/11.17.03/images/PattiLabelle3_111203.jpg

Wishing all a pleasant day.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2008 07:23 am
Ah, yas-s-s. Bob Dylan. I think I know of him. In fact, I have a few by Dylan, from the album titled, Slow Train Coming:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRDq-gq-j28&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGvjVqD3hHA

Here, he comes out with the first collection of songs after the rumored baptism in Pat Boone's swimming pool.
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Letty
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2008 07:44 am
Hey, puppy. Thanks for the montage today.

edgar, even Dylan was searching, and I am amazed at how well he did it. We always appreciate your insight on the man. Really enjoyed those songs by him, buddy.

Whether or not Bob Dylan took his name from Dylan Thomas, I thought that it would be timely to listen to one of his poems.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B2c4b23r3k
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2008 02:28 pm
If only Thomas had played harmonica. Oh, well.

Here is an offering from the film, McCabe and Mrs Miller.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBFQg7P5YKw
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Letty
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2008 02:47 pm
edgar, I'm afraid that Dylan Thomas played around too much, and thus died too early. Jimmy Carter attempted to have his body moved to Westminster Abby without success.

Incidentally, Texas. I always enjoy Leonard Cohen. His style never changes. Thanks, buddy.

I was doing some space research(inspired by you) and found that the first communication satellite was named Little Sir Echo.

I won't play it, but there is a song called "Little Sir Echo" and I know it. Why, however, I don't know.

I think it was dj who observed that Jimmy Buffet did more than just "Margaritaville", so let's listen to this one by him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNmULx6sMo4
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Letty
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2008 06:30 pm
We need to wake everyone up, and I have the perfect solution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJDWh9F3Vig&feature=related
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lmur
 
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Reply Sat 24 May, 2008 06:51 pm
love minus zero
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