I've received the following letter:
Quote:Dear Dr. Lola,
My daughters were always such difficult girls (like their father). Between you and me, they're a little sadistic and they drink too much. But what the heck, I love em anyway. But now I've learned they've made a movie. It's called, "Oh baby, spank my ass and call me Fallujah!"
http://www.salon.com/books/int/2004/12/06/stahl/index2.html
Do you think I should talk to them about this? I'm afraid their father will be upset since it is bound to cause a public relations mess. I've tried everything.... Their father thinks we should just keep sending them to their rooms, but unfortunately, they keep climbing out the windows with little silver spoons in their mouths. What should I do?
Very very very sincerely,
Laura B., White House[/QUOTE]
Dear Laura,
Oh dear....you've got your hands full. Tie those girls up, bind and gage em and don't let them out until 2008. I know they'll object, but it sounds like they're into it a bit anyway. It's for their own good. And as long as it hurts you more than it hurts them.....well, at least your conscience will be clear. And we all know how important that is these days, what with all the unnecessary killing going on in those exotic lands to the East.
Or maybe if you read to them from the Bible every night..........Well, at least wear a nice red hat to church on Sunday.
With best wishes,
Dr. Lola....on the verge
<sigh>
