Einstein dies and goes to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, "You look like Einstein,
but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to sneak
into Heaven.
Can you prove who you really are?"
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, "Could I have a
blackboard and some chalk?"
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly
appear.
Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his
theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. "You really ARE Einstein!" he
says. "Welcome to heaven!"
The next to arrive is Picasso.
Once again, Saint Peter asks for credentials.
Picasso asks, "Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?"
Saint Peter says, "Go ahead."
Picasso erases Einstein's equations and sketches a truly stunning
mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. "Surely you are the great artist you claim to be!"
he says. "Come on in!"
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W. Bush.
Saint Peter scratches his head and says, "Einstein and Picasso both
managed to prove their identity.
How can you prove yours?"
George W. looks bewildered and says, "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
Saint Peter sighs and says, "Come on in, George.
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Tue 16 Oct, 2007 07:23 am
Until our Raggedy arrives..............
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Tue 16 Oct, 2007 09:50 am
Well, since Raggedy seems a mite dilatory, let's do one for her, folks, with a song to match.
Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly.
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast.
Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
As the sun will rise.
Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bittersweet and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong.
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast.
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the Beast.
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Tue 16 Oct, 2007 01:10 pm
Just got back from the dentist. Thank you, Letty. I feel like a beast and Einstein has expressed my feelings exactly.
Linda and Tim:
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Tue 16 Oct, 2007 02:24 pm
Wow! Raggedy, I know how you must feel as we are experiencing a "red tide" here. After a walk along the beach, I began coughing and felt a very heavy sensation. What a surprise to find that others were doing the same. I didn't know a red tide caused that effect. Thanks for Tim and Linda, PA.
Well, I recall reading the book, Blood and Sand, as a kid. That was my toro period. I noticed that poor Linda Darnell starred in the movie Blood and Sand, and I feel that a song from Bizet may be in order, folks.
Escamillo
To your toast, I quite have the standing,
Señores, to reply with great delight.
Yes, we toreros have understanding
Of you soldiers, for our pleasures are in the fight!
The ring is full, they're celebrating!
The ring is full from top to ground;
The crowd goes mad, edgy from waiting,
Breaking into noisy arguments all around!
People shout, people yell and holler
With a din that tears the place apart!
They're celebrating men of valor!
Celebrating the brave of heart!
Let's go! On guard!
Let's go! Let's go! Ah!
And in French
Escamillo
Votre toast, je peux vous le rendre,
señors, señors, car avec les soldats
oui, les toreros peuvent s'entendre;
pour plaisirs, pour plaisirs, ils ont les combats!
Le cirque est plein, c'est jour de fête!
Le cirque est plein du haut en bas;
les spectateurs perdant la tête,
les spectateurs s'interpellent à grands fracas!
Apostrophes, cris et tapage
poussés jusques à la fureur!
Car c'est la fête du courage!
C'est la fête des gens de coeur!
Allons! en garde!
allons! allons! ah!
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Tue 16 Oct, 2007 09:35 pm
Kingston Trio
EL MATADOR
Jane Bowers/Irving Burgess
Aye, Torero, she is here. Aye, matador. I feel her eyes. They are wide with excitement and fear.
I feel her heart for it cries when the horns are too near.
Bold, brave, and swift will I be and I will be numero uno, torero fino. She'll dream tonight of me.
Chorus:
Ole, ole, ole! (Husted!) Viva el matador! Ole, ole, ole! (Venga!) Viva el matador!
Aye, Torero, she is here. Aye, matador. I see her smile and I see there the reason she came.
Toro, come closer. Come here and I'll whisper her name.
You may be brave and as bold as you're black, but I will be numero uno, torero fino, toro come back.
Chorus)
Toro, aqui. Closer, closer, closer.
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Wed 17 Oct, 2007 04:15 am
Good morning, WA2K radio folks.
edgar, that song was perfect. It led me from the red tide here, which is very toxic I have discovered, to the adventures of Cabeza De Vaca to Grenada.
Granada, I'm falling under your spell
And if you could speak, what a fascinating tale you would tell
Of an age the world has long forgotten
Of an age that weaves a silent magic in Granada today
The dawn in the sky greets the day with a sigh for Granada
For she can remember the splendor that once was Granada
It still can be found in the hills all around as I wand'r along
Entranced by the beauty before me
Entranced by a land full of sunshine and flowers and song
And when day is done and the sun starts to set in Granada
I envy the blush of the snow-clad Sierra Nevada
For soon it will welcome the star while a thousand guitars
Play a soft habañera
Then moonlit Granada will live again the glory of yesterday
Romantic and gay!!!
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Wed 17 Oct, 2007 05:52 am
Spring Byington
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Born October 17, 1886(1886-10-17)
Colorado Springs, Colorado, U.S.
Died September 7, 1971 (aged 84)
Hollywood, California, U.S.
Years active Stage 1904-1935
Film 1930 - 1960
Television and Radio 1944-1968
Spouse(s) Roy Carey Chandler (1915-1918)
Spring Byington (October 17, 1886 - September 7, 1971) was an Oscar-nominated American actress.
Biography
Early life
She was born Spring Dell Byington in the house at W 32nd Ave and Osceola St in Denver, Colorado. She had one younger sister, Helene Kimball Byington, born September 4, 1890, in Colorado. Their father was Prof. Edwin Lee Byington (1852-1891), a well respected educator and superintendent of schools in Colorado. When he died unexpectedly, his wife (Helene Maud Cleghorn Byington) decided to send their daughters to live with her parents, Arthur and Charlotte Cleghorn, in Port Hope, Ontario. While there, Mrs. Byington moved to Boston and became a student at the Boston University School of Medicine where she graduated in 1896. Upon graduation she moved back to Denver, Colorado, and began a practice with fellow graduate Dr. Mary Ford.
Spring graduated from North High School in 1904, and shortly afterward began working with the Elitch Garden Stock Company.[1] Her mother had been a friend of Mary Elitch. When Dr. Byington died in 1907, Spring and her sister were legally adopted by their aunt Margaret, wife of Rice Eugene Eddy. However, Spring was already of legal age and took her inheritance to begin an acting career in New York.
Early Career and Marriage
At 18, the actress married Roy Chandler, a Broadway stage manager. The couple lived in Buenos Aires, Argentina, for three years, where she gave birth to daughters Phyllis (born 1916) and Lois (born approx. 1918). Their marriage ended after four years and Spring returned to New York with her daughters.[1]
Broadway
Upon returning to New York, Spring divided her time between working in Manhattan and staying with her daughters whom she had placed to live with friends J. Allen and Lois Bobcock in Leonardsville Village, New York (Madison County). She began touring in 1919 with a production of "Birds in Paradise" which brought the Hawaiian culture to the mainland, and in 1921 began work with the Stuart Walker Company for which she played roles in "Mr. Pim Passes By", "The Ruined Lady" and "Rollo's Wild Oats" among others. This connection landed her a role in her first Broadway performance in 1924, George S. Kaufman and Marc Connelly's Beggar on Horseback which ran for six months. She renewed the role in March and April 1925 and continued on Broadway with an additional 18 productions in ten years from 1925 to 1935. These included roles in Kaufman and Moss Hart's Once in a Lifetime, Rachel Crothers's When Ladies Meet and Dawn Powell's Jig Saw.
Hollywood
In her last years of Broadway, she began work in films. The first was a short film titled "Papa's Slay Ride" in 1931 and the second, and most famous, was "Little Women" in 1933 as "Marmee" with Katharine Hepburn as her daughter "Jo". She became a household name during "The Jones Family" series of films and continued as a character actress in Hollywood for several years.[1] In 1938, Byington was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for You Can't Take it With You, losing to Fay Bainter for Jezebel (in which Byington also had a role, as antebellum society matron Mrs Kendrick).
During World War II, she worked in radio and decided to return when her film career began to dwindle after the war. In 1952, she joined CBS Radio to become the lead in the sitcom December Bride. In 1954, Desilu Productions produced a pilot of the show for a television sitcom, also starring Spring. The pilot was successful and the new hit sitcom played every night immediately after I Love Lucy until 1959. From 1961 - 1963, she appeared in the Western series Laramie. Her second-to-last role before death from cancer was as Larry Hagman's mother on I Dream of Jeannie in 1967, and her last role was as Mother General on "The Flying Nun" in 1968.
Death and afterward
She donated her body to medical science upon her death.
After Harry Morgan joined the cast of the television show M*A*S*H in 1975, the photo used for Colonel Potter's wife, Mildred, was one of Spring Byington. Morgan had previously co-starred with Byington in December Bride as neighbor Pete Porter.
Personal life
Spring Byington was an extremely intelligent and energetic woman her entire life. She spoke Spanish fluently which she learned during a great deal of time spent with her husband in Buenos Aires and also learned Brazilian Portuguese in her golden years. In July 1958 she confided to reporter Hazel Johnson that she had acquired a "small coffee plantation" in Brazil the month before and was learning Portuguese. "Miss Byington explained that she first listens to a 'conditioning record' before she goes to sleep. An hour later her Portuguese lessons automatically begin feeding into her pillow by means of a small speaker." She was also fascinated by science fiction novels and preferred books such as George Orwell's 1984 and is noted to have surprised her costars of December Bride with knowledge of the earth's satellites and constellations in the night sky. In August 1955 she began taking flying lessons in Glendale, California.
In another interview given to Margaret McManes in September 1955 she stated that she didn't care for sewing, gardens only sketchily, and declared cooking is "for those who know how. I'll never solve broccoli." This tomboyish personality helps to validate the claims made by Boze Hadleigh that Spring was a lesbian which was published in his book Hollywood Lesbians (1996). Hadleigh notes in his published interview with character actress Marjorie Main, who insinuated the possibility of Spring's lesbianism, "... it's true that Spring never had any use for men."
Another reference to her relationship with Main is given by author Darwin Porter in his biography of Katharine Hepburn, Katherine the Great, published in 2004. In this Porter wrote:
"In the second week of the shoot, Byington asked Kate if, "I can bring a special and dear friend to your picnic?" Kate gladly extended an invitation, and the next day Byington turned up on the set with actress Marjorie Main. After the first two minutes of watching the two women together, Kate concluded that Laura had been wrong about Byington. She indeed was a lesbian, and made it rather clear that she and Main were locked into a torrid affair."
Other than these two publications, there are no other known points of evidence to suggest Spring's homosexuality.
Family
Both of Spring's daughters went by their father's surname of Chandler until they married. Their married names and the names of their children are omitted here for their privacy. Her sister, Helene, married Raleigh Stanhope and had one son, Phillip Stanhope, who passed away in 1948 at the age of 34. He never married or had children. He is mentioned by Spring, seemingly ad-lib, during her radio show performance as guest star on Amos and Andy (Turkey Trouble, 1945). Spring's father, Edwin, and grandfather, Samuel Lee Byington, were the only children of their families. Therefore there are no descendants living with the name Byington with the exception of extremely distant cousins. Spring's ancestors can be traced back to David Byington, born in Farmington, Connecticut, in 1702. This genealogical information is according to Miss Byington's current biographer, Dale Lee Sheldon, who plans to publish his book "December Bride: A Biography of Spring Byington" in 2010.
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Montgomery Clift
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Birth name Edward Montgomery Clift
Born October 17, 1920(1920-10-17)
Omaha, Nebraska, U.S.
Died July 23, 1966 (aged 45)
New York City, New York, U.S.
Years active 1939-1966
[show]Awards
Academy Awards
Nominated: Best Actor
1948 The Search
1951 A Place in the Sun
1953 From Here to Eternity
Nominated: Best Supporting Actor
1961 Judgment at Nuremberg
BAFTA Awards
Nominated:
Best Supporting Actor
1961 Judgment at Nuremberg
Golden Globe Awards
Nominated:
Golden Globe Award for Best Supporting Actor - Motion Picture
1961 Judgment at Nuremberg
Edward Montgomery Clift (October 17, 1920 - July 23, 1966) was an American Academy Award-nominated actor known by the stage name of Montgomery Clift. He was the great-grandson of Montgomery Blair, Postmaster General under President Abraham Lincoln, and the great-great grandson of Francis Preston Blair, a journalist and adviser to President Andrew Jackson, and Levi Woodbury, an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court.
Biography
Early life
Clift was born in Omaha, Nebraska, the son of Ethel Anderson Fogg Blair and William Brooks Clift, a banker with roots in the South. Clift had a twin sister, Roberta, and an older brother, Brooks, ex-husband of Eleanor Clift, the columnist and political commentator, and father of their three children; Brooks also had a child by the late actress Kim Stanley. Later in life, he would describe his father as a drunken bigot with whom he was never on good terms.
Film career
Appearing on Broadway at the age of thirteen, Clift achieved success on the stage and starred there for 10 years before moving to Hollywood, debuting in 1948's Red River opposite John Wayne. In 1958 he turned down Dean Martin's role in Rio Bravo, which would have reunited him with Wayne. Clift was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actor that same year for The Search. Clift was billed as a new kind of leading man: sensitive, intense and broodingly handsome, the kind of man women would want to take care of. He had a highly successful film career, performing in many Oscar-nominated roles and becoming a matinee idol because of his good looks and sex appeal. His love scenes with Elizabeth Taylor in A Place in the Sun (1951) set a new standard for romance in cinema. His roles in A Place in the Sun, the 1953 classic From Here to Eternity and The Young Lions (1958) are considered signatures of his career.
Clift and his screen rival, Marlon Brando who was coincidentally born in the same city - Omaha, Nebraska, were popularly known in Hollywood as the "Golddust Twins" because of their rapid rise to stardom. Clift reportedly turned down the starring roles in Sunset Boulevard and East of Eden.
Car accident
On May 12, 1956, while filming Raintree County, he smashed his car into a telephone pole after leaving a party at the home of his Raintree County co-star Elizabeth Taylor and her then-husband Michael Wilding. Alerted by friend Kevin McCarthy, who witnessed the accident, Taylor raced to Clift's side and kept him from choking to death by removing two of his teeth, which had become lodged in his throat. Clift needed extensive reconstructive surgery on his face (although his broken nose was never repaired) and he returned after several weeks to finish the film, his previously handsome appearance now permanently disfigured. Both faces of Clift, before and after, are apparent in the movie. By this time, Clift had become hooked on alcohol and pain pills, and his health deteriorated. Taylor and Clift remained close friends until his death. The punk rock band The Clash released a song about the car accident entitled "The Right Profile" on their 1979 album London Calling. This is one of two songs about Clift released posthumously by rock acts, the other being R.E.M.'s 1992 song "Monty Got a Raw Deal."
(There is also mention of Mr Clift in the song "There must be some kind of Misunderstanding" by Andrew Thompson on the album The Best of Lewis Recordings. Further, Clift's good looks are referenced in the classic Eartha Kitt song "Monotonous (From "New Faces of 1952".)
Sexuality
Patricia Bosworth, who had total access to Clift's family and many persons who knew the actor and worked with him, writes in her book on Montgomery Clift, "Before the accident Monty had drifted into countless affairs with men and women. It suited his personality to have sex with a variety of partners. After the accident and his drug addiction became more serious, Monty was often impotent, and sex became less important to him. His deepest commitments were emotional rather than sexual anyway, and reserved for old friends; he was unflinchingly loyal to men like Bill Le Massena and women like Elizabeth Taylor, Libby Holman, Nancy Walker and Ann Lincoln."
Post-accident career
His post-accident career has been referred to as the "longest suicide in Hollywood" because of his alleged substance abuse. Clift continued to work over the next ten years. His next three films would be Lonelyhearts (1958), The Young Lions (1958) and Suddenly Last Summer (1958). Clift starred with Lee Remick in Elia Kazan's Wild River in 1960, a film listed in the United States National Film Registry. He then costarred in John Huston's The Misfits (1961), which turned out to be the last film for both Marilyn Monroe and Clark Gable. Monroe, who was also having emotional problems at the time, famously described Clift as: "The only person I know who is in worse shape than I am." By the time Clift was making John Huston's Freud the Secret Passion (1962) his destructive lifestyle was affecting his health. Universal sued him for his frequent absences which caused the film to go over budget. The case was later settled out-of-court; the film's success at the box office brought numerous awards for screenwriting, and directing, but none for Clift himself.
Clift's last Oscar nomination was for best supporting actor for his riveting role in Judgment at Nuremberg (1961), a seven-minute part. The film also starred Spencer Tracy, Marlene Dietrich, Maximilian Schell, Burt Lancaster, and Judy Garland. The film's Director, Stanley Kramer, later wrote in his memoirs about how Clift - by this stage a wreck of a man - struggled to remember his lines even for this one scene: "Finally I said to him, 'Just forget the damn lines Monty. Let's say you're on the witness stand. The prosecutor says something to you, then the defense attorney bitterly attacks you, and you have to reach for a word in the script. That's all right. Go ahead and reach for it. Whatever the word may be, it doesn't really matter. Just turn to [Spencer] Tracy on the bench whenever you feel the need, and ad lib something. It will be all right because it will convey the confusion in your character's mind.' He seemed to calm down after this. He wasn't always close to the script, but whatever he said fitted in perfectly, and he came through with as good a performance as I had hoped."
Death
Montgomery Clift died in 1966 at the age of 45 of a heart attack brought on by complications of his severe drug and alcohol addictions. He is interred in the Quaker Cemetery, Prospect Park, Brooklyn, New York.
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Margot Kidder
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Born October 17, 1948 (1948-10-17) (age 59)
Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada
Margot Kidder (born October 17, 1948) is a Canadian-American film and television actress who achieved fame playing Lois Lane in the Superman movies of the 1970s and 1980s.
Biography
Early life
Kidder was born Margaret Ruth Kidder in Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada, one of five children of Jill, a history teacher,[1] and Kendall Kidder, an explosives expert and mining engineer.[2] She was born in Yellowknife because of her father's job, which required the family to live in remote locations.[3] She has a sister, Annie, and three brothers, John, Michael and Peter. Kidder's niece, Janet Kidder, is also an actress.
Career
In the late 1960s, Kidder was based in Toronto, and appeared in a number of TV drama series for the CBC, including guest appearances on Wojeck, Adventures in Rainbow Country, and a semi-regular role as a young reporter on McQueen. Later, she made an appearance as a barmaid in Nichols, a short-lived James Garner vehicle made for American television. She also appeared in a number of low-budget Canadian movies in the early 1970s before going on to star in the Brian de Palma psychological thriller Sisters (1973) and the horror film Black Christmas (1974). A nude pictorial of Kidder, photographed by Douglas Kirkland, was published in the March 1975 issue of Playboy. The accompanying article was written by her as a condition of appearing: Kidder said "I don't want someone writing 'Margot Kidder has more curves than the Pacific Coast Highway' under my picture."
Kidder is best known for her role as Lois Lane in the 1978 film Superman and its sequels. Kidder brought more depth to the role than previous actresses, portraying Lane as an ambitious and headstrong, yet vulnerable and emotionally lonely woman trying to make it in a man's world. After she publicly expressed her disgust to the producers, Alexander Salkind and Ilya Salkind, over the firing of Richard Donner from 1980's Superman II, her role in 1983's Superman III consisted of less than 5 minutes of footage. Her role in 1987's Superman IV: The Quest for Peace was more substantial. In addition to the Superman movies, Kidder has starred in The Amityville Horror, Willie and Phil, Some Kind of Hero with Richard Pryor and The Great Waldo Pepper opposite Robert Redford. She has also made uncredited cameo appearances in Maverick and Delirious.
In 1983, Kidder produced and starred as Eliza Doolittle in a TV version of Pygmalion with Peter O'Toole. In the late 1980s she appeared in introductions for the Discovery Channel's "Best of the BBC" series of repackaged documentaries, among them Making of a Continent. She has also done extensive stage work, including The Vagina Monologues.
In 1994, Kidder played the bartender at the "Broken Skull" tavern in Under a Killing Moon, an IBM PC adventure game.
In 2004, Kidder briefly returned to the Superman franchise in two episodes of the television program Smallville, as Dr. Bridgette Crosby, an emissary of Dr. Swann (played by her Superman co-star, Christopher Reeve). Also that year Kidder made an appearance on a Canadian sitcom, Robson Arms, set in an apartment block in Vancouver's west end. She played a quirky neighbor of the main cast members.
In 2007, Kidder started appearing on the television series Brothers and Sisters, playing Emily Craft.
Personal life
In the past, Kidder dated former Canadian prime minister Pierre Trudeau. She has been married and divorced three times: to American playwright Thomas McGuane (by whom she had her only child, daughter Maggie, in 1976); to actor John Heard; and to French film director Philippe de Broca. None of the marriages lasted longer than a year. Since her divorce from De Broca, she has said that she prefers the companionship of her dogs. She has one grandchild, Mazie Kirn, from her daughter's marriage to the novelist Walter Kirn.
Kidder raised some hackles[citation needed] in the early 1990s during the first Gulf War, when she ridiculed the press and the military for not seeing the larger consequences of their actions.
Kidder was involved in a serious car crash back in 1990, after which she was unable to work for two years, causing her serious financial problems.
Kidder has bipolar disorder, which led to a widely publicized manic episode in 1996. Kidder was found by police in a distressed state. She was placed in psychiatric care.
Kidder became a United States citizen on August 17, 2005, in Butte, Montana; she lives in nearby Livingston. She said the reason for her decision to become an American citizen is to participate in the voting process, to continue her protests against U.S. intervention in Iraq, and at the same time to be free of worries about being deported.[4]
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Wed 17 Oct, 2007 06:22 am
Lots of fun facts/odd pieces of knowledge. Thought I would pass it on!
Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled
"Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered
into the English language.
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In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to
beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb"
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred
and Wilma Flintstone.
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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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The State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
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The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% (now get this...)
The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%
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The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $ 16,400
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The average number of people airborne over the U.S. in any given hour:
61,000
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Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great leader from
history:
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs -Alexander, the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the
air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse
has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John
Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but
the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
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Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace
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Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
requested?
A. Obsession
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Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until
you would find the letter "A"?
A. One thousand
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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser
printers all have in common?
A. All were invented by women.
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. Which day are there more collect calls than any other day of the
year?
A. Father's Day
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to
sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight."
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month
after the wedding, the bride's father would supp! ly his son-in-law with
all the mead he could drink Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts... So in old England
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when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them "Mind your
pints and quarts, and settle down." It's where we get the phrase "mind
your P's and Q's"
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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the
rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they
used the whistle to get some service. "Wet your whistle" is the phrase
inspired by this practice.
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At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!
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Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not, you
can read it.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?
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Wed 17 Oct, 2007 06:37 am
Good morning, Bio Bob. Once again we learn a lot about famous folks through your information. Who would have thought that Rita Hayworth was reclusive and shy.
A gentle smile at your fun facts, hawkman. I recall as a child that the "rule of thumb" involved kissing one's elbow. How often I tried that. I must have known that boys were more acceptable than girls, I guess.
While we await our Raggedy, let's hear a universal song.
Marc Almond
Sad little boy of the street
Hands of a thief
With the mind of a dreamer
Dodging the puddles with feet
Of a torero in an Arena
Sings an old Andalucian song
Dancing along
Using his dirty red coat as a cape
Rain thundering down
Sounds like the applause from
Hundreds of people
He feels free as the wind
Free as the swifts
Around the cathedral
Kneels to acknowledge his fame
Forgets all his pain
Little Toreador in the Rain
Bathed in a Rainbow of Pink
Purple and Blue outside La Molina
The pavement reflecting the neon
Lights this Torero in his arena
He looks down at his clothes
Imagining those
Worn of sequin, Gold and Brocade
He kneels and kisses the beast
Fearing the least
Knowing death will not find him
But maybe one day he will face
The Horns of the Devil
His childhood behind him
Brave young man from the streets
No more a thief
No longer a dreamer
Stands in front of the Beast
A golden Torero in an Arena
It starts to thunder and rain
Remembering that day
He danced like a fool on the wing of a dream
Sand turning to mud
Soon where his blood will splatter and mingle
Free, Free as an Angel
Up with the swifts
Around the cathedral
Never to be seen again
Dreams all in vain
There lies the Toreador in the rain
Little Toreador in the rain
Little Toreador in the rain
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Raggedyaggie
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Wed 17 Oct, 2007 06:51 am
That is amazing, Bob. I read it. Love those fun facts.
And a Good Morning to WA2K.
Spring Byington; Jean Arthur; Rita Hayworth (Wonder if Linda Darnell and Rita shared a birthday cake on the set during the filming of Blood and Sand); Montgomery Clift and Margo Kidder.
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Letty
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Wed 17 Oct, 2007 07:51 am
Good morning, Raggedy. Thanks for the famous folks. I think all of us know that quintet, right?
Before we play a song that salutes them, I would like to share with you a poem at the bottom of the day.
Peter Tremain who wrote The Leper's Bell.
End of Season
quietly
watching for whistle of wing
through bloody sunset
mirrored in home lagoon
cold of the double
chills blued fingers
autumn breath
lives briefly
in frozen air
Now, one of Sinatra's greatest, folks
Frank Sinatra
The Lady Is A Tramp
She gets too hungry for dinner at eight.
She like the theatre and never comes late.
She never bothers with people she hates.
That's why the lady is a tramp.
Doens't like crapgames with barons or earls.
Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls.
Won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls.
That's why the lady is a tramp.
She like the free fresh wind in her hair, life without care.
She?s broke and it's oke.
Hates California, it's cold and it's damp.
That?s why the lady is a tramp.
He really swang that one.
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edgarblythe
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Wed 17 Oct, 2007 04:43 pm
lionel richie jr.)
Lady, Im your knight in shining armor and I love you
You have made me what I am and I am yours
My love, theres so many ways I want to say I love you
Let me hold you in my arms forever more
You have gone and made me such a fool
Im so lost in your love
And oh, we belong together
Wont you believe in my song?
Lady, for so many years I thought Id never find you
You have come into my life and made me whole
Forever let me wake to see you each and every morning
Let me hear you whisper softly in my ear
In my eyes I see no one else but you
Theres no other love like our love
And yes, oh yes, Ill always want you near me
Ive waited for you for so long
Lady, your loves the only love I need
And beside me is where I want you to be
cause, my love, theres somethin I want you to know
Youre the love of my life, youre my lady!
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teenyboone
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Wed 17 Oct, 2007 05:30 pm
Autumn Leaves
Thank you!
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Letty
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Wed 17 Oct, 2007 06:09 pm
I didn't realize that Lionel Richie did Three Times a Lady, edgar, and the lady teenieboone thanks you.
Hank Snow has done so many great songs. No wonder they refer to him as The Singing Ranger.
Here's one that I like, folks
Written and Recorded by Hank Snow
There's a faraway Island neath the silvery moonlight
Just a paradise of dreams across the sea
There's a maiden all alone and still waiting on that old Hawaiian shore for me
(The tears they were falling and the nightbirds were calling
As the breeze that night waved through the air so free)
The palm trees were swayin' south guitars were playin' aloha oh where I dwell to be
Happy lovers were strollin' lazy waters were rollin'
As my ship had sailed a drifted out to sea
The moon seemed to wonder as he watched from up yonder
When my darlin' waved the last goodbye to me
When the shadows of twilight play with gold of the sunset
I'll be heading for that Isle where dreams come true
Mid that tropical splendor my heart will surrender on that old Hawaiian shore with you.
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edgarblythe
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Thu 18 Oct, 2007 04:58 am
When The Lights Go On Again
Vaughn Monroe & His Orchestra
[Written by Eddie Seller, Sol Marcus, and Bennie Benjamin]
When the lights go on again all over the world
And the boys are home again all over the world
And rain or snow is all that may fall from the skies above
A kiss won't mean "goodbye" but "Hello to love"
When the lights go on again all over the world
And the ships will sail again all over the world
Then we'll have time for things like wedding rings
And free hearts will sing
When the lights go on again all over the world