Good morning, WA2K listeners and contributors.
edgar, Stan Freberg is one of the funniest guys that I have ever heard. Thanks for reminding me of his fantastic satires, Texas.
dj, I hope you have a wonderful lunch today and enjoy your Chinese. Incidentally, Canada. I love the way you say, "got drunk."
Neat song, and thanks.
Here's another funny song, folks, to the tune of "Oh, Christmas Tree."
Oh Maryland
We've got some hills, we've got some trees,
We sing in four-part harmonies;
There's shopping malls and city halls,
And cats and dogs and ponds with frogs;
But none of us has ever meant
To overthrow the government.
From Baltimore to Hagerstown,
Just take your car and drive around.
We're near the nation's capital,
But we are not stuck up at all,
So take a stand and shake the hand
Of every crab in Maryland.
We touch four states and several bays,
The highways mostly run both ways,
We hope you come and say hello
And maybe stop and spend some dough.
When I was ten my family
Moved here from West Virginia;
I went to school in Annapolis,
I studied Greek and calculus,
And now I live in Baltimore
And that's what Maryland is for.
Oh Maryland, oh Maryland,
Oh Maryland, oh Maryland.
I have a dog whose name is Jack,
I threw a stick, he brought it back.
My sister had a cat, I think,
My mother had a kitchen sink.
My father was a decent man,
And we all lived in Maryland.
Oh Maryland, oh Maryland,
Oh Maryland, oh Maryland.
Our nights are dark, our days are fair,
We're right next door to Delaware.
Our song before was full of gore
But we heard the Union won the war.
We're sorry if we made you mad,
It was the only song we had.
Oh Maryland, oh Maryland,
Oh Maryland, oh Maryland.