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Smart or Attractive?

 
 
Seed
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 06:37 pm
whew thats a load of my shoulders.. thanks C.J. but in all honesty and all joking a side... i think that being smart is the way to go... even though both beauty and intellegence can fade with age, being smart is the way to get ahead in life... it sets you up for the future and people look at you with substance and not just as a shell...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 06:50 pm
Actually Seed, that's not true - at least not for women.
They have done studies on that: at a job interview with
2 women, they offered the job to the more
attractive female even though the resume of the less
attractive female was considerably better.

Another attractive female was standing at the bottom of
stairs with a giant suitcase obviously trying to schlep
that thing up the stairs. Within seconds, several males
offered to carry the suitcase up the stairs for her.

The same test was done with a less attractive women
and nobody offered to carry her suitcase. She even
asked a guy if he'd help, and he said he had a back problem.

For us women, being attractive is definitely a plus, in
addition to being smart of course Wink
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:07 pm
I prefer a smart woman. Here's my logic:

When you turn off the lights you can't see her. But you can still hear her.
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:14 pm
gus, I didn't think it took a smart girl to say the things men want to hear.

"Oh yeah....more, more... don't stop. that's it. ohh... my.... heaven."

Wink



Didn't a guy leave a female Captain last night on the Swan because she wasn't physically attractice anymore due to her weight gain?

I'm just being the devil's advocate. I wouldn't want to be stupid, but I wouldn't want to be ugly either.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:26 pm
Smart women and dumb women sound the same during sex, a sort of primal screaming that dates back to the first time a cavewoman got nailed behind a rock.

I'm talking about the conversation after sex. I'm talking about 8 hour car rides. An eight hour car ride with a smart woman is enjoyable. An 8 hour car ride with a stupid woman is an eternity.
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nimh
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:28 pm
kickycan wrote:
I'd rather be incredibly attractive and a complete dope. I think that if you are good-looking enough, you don't have to be smart. And if you're stupid enough, you don't realize what a moron you are, so you're happy.

yep tha' waz what i wuz thinkin
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:30 pm
There is no conversation after sex, as men always
fall asleep.

An eight hour car ride with a smart woman who talks
nonstop can be sheer torture.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:33 pm
How about an eight hour car ride with a smart woman who is also very attractive and likes to stop every fifteen minutes to fellate the driver?

I'd like that car ride. How about you, CJ?
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:34 pm
This thread reminded me of something Rodney Dangerfield once said-

When your with an ugly woman and she say's "Can we go out to eat?" most men will say "ARE YOU HUNGRY AGAIN?"

When a beautiful women say's "Can we go out to eat" a man's response "Isn't she intelligent, she knows when she's hungry!"
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:35 pm
Both polar extremes in a car ride scenario suck.

I hate having to EXPLAIN every point or thought I have, but I also hate having to listen to someone who talks about things no one is interested in.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:36 pm
Not me Gustav - I've never been one for the assembly line.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:36 pm
funny stuff
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:36 pm
God Bless Rodney.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:38 pm
The real issue here is: men still don't realize, that
we women are all attractive and intelligent.

Got that Gustav?
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:40 pm
right on. Smile
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:41 pm
Are the women assembling here? Am I in danger?
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:42 pm
Have you folks watched the movie "Shallow Hal?"

Funny movie that drives a point home about how some men perceive women.

Jack Black is the main character.
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paulaj
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:43 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Are the women assembling here? Am I in danger?

No danger. We do have you surrounded though.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:46 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Are the women assembling here? Am I in danger?


It all depends on your next move Sunny!
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Tue 30 Nov, 2004 07:49 pm
paulaj, this was my favorite part.

What he had to promise his dad before he died. His dad giving him advice on how to pick the perfect woman.

1.) "No matter what you do in life, you will never ever settle for average."
2.) "Don't be satisfied with routine poontang. I married for love and your mother Betty has been a nightmare." (By the way, Hal informs us his mom's name is Marian.)
3) and find yourself a classic beauty, with a perfect can, and great totties. That will put you in good stead with The Lord. It's all in here. *points to bible*
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