I Fall to Pieces

Correct !

Can you see that far down from where you are standing ?

Hmmmm - well, it IS a big un!

"Aghast"


Too much talk of Methane
stimulates my left brain.....

Picture old time courting
With a horse and cart

gasping and a-choking
On every horsey fart




hiama

When I was a smart-mouthed adolescent I used to work in a garage.
Most days a frail, wizzened old gent we used to call 'Pop' Murray used to drop by to hang out. We used to joke with him by saying, "Hi Pop, hows it hanging? In a shaky, quavering voice he always replied:

"Boys, the older the buck, the stiffer the horn ."

Dlowan and Jjorge- How true

hmmmm - just think - it from such utterances as these that the archaeologists of the future, poking through our electrical potsherds, shall know us....

Its a humbling thought , then so is this :-

I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy, I was deprived. Then they told me deprived was a bad image, I was under-privileged. Then they told me under-privileged was overused, I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime, but I sure have a great vocabulary. [Jules Feiffer]

that you do!

I said vocabulary ! ( or rather Jules did )

er, yes... that is what i was commenting on....... (puzzled look)

Hmm, what effect do the vocabulary exercises have on personal wealth? If you have no money, you have no money, even if the politically correct linguists start calling you a millionaire. By the way, since $1=1,600,000 Turkish Lires, every Turkish beggar is the one.

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain....

Mea culpa for my last comment dear dlowan- my sardonic british humour-

In Herefordshire, Hertfordshire and Hampshire hurricanes hardly (h)ever happen....

Whichwas the sardonic one?

Don't you think its spooky that you picked my definition on Balderdash, we're both Leos and you can read my mind !

Twins separated at birth ( and by a few years I have more miles on the clock I suspect )

Hmmmmmm - that is most moot.

I am fifty next birthday.....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

I am very fond of sardonic, generally....

I was fifty last birthday but one-so am I, privately oops ok then publicly

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