May I suggest a great deal of wonderful oil massage therapy for you for Valentines?
jespah wrote:Psst, I've seen jjorge and he does not look 60! He definitely looks younger.
Actually, I've thought everyone I've met in person from A2K has been younger than they really are. I think you're all 16-year-olds out to fool me.
Bless you my child!
(jjorge Kisses Jes's hand while covertly slipping the agreed upon large denomination bill into it)
Sugar
Sounds like a case of 'Winter Blues' to me. You'll feel much better
when the bees are a-buzzin'and the flowers are a-bloomin'.
Relax, you're in the flower of your youth. Grab the boy and go to a good movie like 'Chicago'...you'll lose the blahs and have fun.
Cool! I'll go call Mr. Jespah. We can eat tonight! :wink:
Yeah - I love summer. It's the perfect season to show off my non-tanning bumpy paleness.
I love the summer and the water, but sun and bathing suits are a different story......oh well...I suppose no matter how bad it seems now, it's only going to get worse, so enjoy it now. Or something like that.
Ok, that's it....... Sugar, be happy with what you've got, moisturize, drink water, etc. But, you're killing me with that flabby crap.
yeah, no kiiding...
NO IDEA of what flabby is honey...really
You need to be inspired, enthused and..gosh..taken out or something...jeesh Sugar..
<SLAP>
SNAP OUT OF IT WOMAN!
God! You are all starting to make me feel so young!!!! Here I am nearly fifty, and I seem to be less creaky and gastrically challenged than a lot of you thirty somethings!
I guess this means that, someday soon, I sort of collapse into a pile of powder, bones and fragments of leathery skin......waaaaaaaaaah!
Are you the 'real' humpty dumpty? c.i.
the bunny's not gastrically challenged? is she not the champion-level farter?
I think a smallish, determined canajun of my acquaintance has become flatulence obsessed . . .
Is this what you mean by " I fall to pieces?" c.i.
Dear Jack,
I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my
daughter. Will you forgive and forget?
I was much too sensitive about your mohawk, tattoo and pierced nose. I now realize that
motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I really should not have reacted that way to
the fact that you have never held a job. I am sure, too, that some other very nice people live
under the bridge in the park. Sure my daughter is only 18 and wants to marry you
instead of going to Harvard on full scholarship. After all, you can't learn everything about life
from books. I sometimes forget how backward I can be. I was wrong. I was a fool. I have
now come to my senses, and you have my full blessing to marry my daughter.
Sincerely,
Her Father
obsessed? i don't think so.
jealous? maybe.
i soooooooo want to be able to f*rt well.
Hell yes. I'm feeling pretty old right now. I think it was turning 45 for me. My body began to ache. Developed tennis elbow and the cartiledge in my knees began to deteriorate. But in the past year, I've gained twenty pounds and altho' I'm working on taking it off and doing well, my face looks older and now I have a double chin that depresses me terribly. Just yesterday, someone saw a picture of me taken about six years ago and couldn't believe it was me!
I hate it. But, as Equus said, the alternative is far less desirable.
Nothing has actually fallen off yet, which I reckon puts me ahead of the game.
When I am exercising regularly ( not at present just once a week ), I feel much better and the old avoirdupois definitely do not help either.
However the biggest factor is how one thinks about things and acts. I act now as the delinquent adolescent I never was when I was the right age to be so. I also go with the flow a lot and find that helps.
A certain part of my anatomy seems to be the same age as it has always been-curious !
As soon as something falls off I'll let you know or then again maybe I'll keep it to myself.
Which bit, Hiama?
Yes, Bethie -I can fart like a champion - but that is HEALTHY - and I eat a lot of fibre!!! (Thank you soooooo much for mentioning it! Pfffffrrrrrrrrrrrrbhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbllllllllllllllllltttttttttttttttt!)
Dlowan I heard you over hear in the Uk turn the volume down
Nine years ago I weighed 250 lbs, smoked, drank beer every non working moment of the awake part of the day, ate greasy food and the occasional canned vegetable - I realized I was aging fast. Too fast. Then came the skin cancer and various other alerts. Overnight I quit smoking and began an all vegetable diet for six months. At the end of the six months I began to allow myself a small portion of beef or fish at night and included chicken soup or broth with my lunches. It took more than a year to wean myself off the bottle. Result: Idropped over fifty pounds the first few months. I look better at sixty than I did at fifty and have more stamina. I recognize signs of the "fall to pieces" syndrome, but at least it's dramatically slowed.
Well done Edgar you may even be motivating me to try harder myself-thanks.
Dlowan-you know which bit - Vive la difference ! :wink:
Hmmmmmmm - your adam's apple?
