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Mon 15 Nov, 2004 05:12 pm
Alright, Here is the name of the game. Im going to make a starting sentence, and you have to add one sentence after that,(please dont create new sentences until every 2-3 posts after yours). so here is your sentence.
Once opon a time, there was a little boy.
His name was Gabriel Gordon Godfrey Gore, but everyone called him "Gabe", he and his friends were only 9 years old and could not remember such a long name.
His sister, however, invariably called him by the hated nickname "Forgie" and enjoyed taunting him with "Forgie, Forgie, puddin' and pie."
Because of this taunt, Gabe would eat neither pudding nor pie and swore he would never kiss a girl since he couldn't stand tears, unless they were his sister's.
One day, when Gabe was looking through his father's medical dictionary, he found his sister's name--Oh boy, he thought, am I going to get even with Labia now!
He closed the book quickly and decided it was time to run away, so he flew up the stairs and put his favorite thing's in a backpack and off he ran into the thick deep forrest that was right at the end of his street.
The forest was dark and full of creepy creatures but he never noticed it until he reached the middle.
When he saw them, he worried that they would tease him about his name too!
Suddenly, Forgie, er... Gabe... struck upon a wonderfully terrible awful idea and scooped up a nasty old toad.
He held the toad in his hands, opened his mouth as wide as he could, and threw the toad in closin his mouth afterwards.
He frowned when he began to believe that this was a bad idea.
So he jumped over an old stone wall, ran down a narrow windy path and jumped into a babbling stream and spit out the frog.
The frog, glad to even be alive, jumped away as fast as... froggily possible
Gabe then took a long drink of the cold water and was startled to hear the babbling brook start to make sense.
(Wow, just an overview of the story. Gabe found his sisters name in a medical dictionary..so he runs away. He finds a frog and sticks it in his mouth..now hes at a talking stream. Very Good. lol)
As Gabe listened he heard the stream say- "Follow the crooked path you see in front of you, there will be a large towering oak tree at the end, you will know the tree by it's craggy, knarled and twisted bark, reach inside the hollow, there is a message waiting for you."
He followed the crooked path found the towering oak tree with the craggy, knarled and twisted bark..He reached inside and found this message...
"All Good Things Come From The Labia"......He was stumped...
No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't figure it out!
And then it finally occured to him what "Labia" meant, - "Labyrinth at bend, initiate action."
So with firm resolve he prepared to penetrate the secrets of the Labia Labyrinth.....
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