The Distrust Thread

Who?

There's nothing wrong with being a nutjob. I should know, considering how i've been one all my life.

I distrust people who wear mismatched socks.
(not odd socks...mismatched ones)

I distrust people who imagine things, such as seeing non-existent avatars. I won't say who, but it rhymes with Hisssolga

I distrust Odd Socks for misrepresenting herself. I have discovered her true identity: http://www.emilystrange.com/beware/about/emily.cfm

Yeah, aren't they terrible?

Er....yeah they are!

I distrust people whose socks aren't both mismatched and odd.

I also distrust Mr Stillwater. Mr stillwater had a friend who was coming to Adelaide. This is suspicious for two reasons:

a) Nobody comes to Adelaide. There is only one reason (mentioned in part b) ) that anybody would come. If this isn't the reason, I believe Stilly is inventing friends. I don't like people who pretend to have friends just to appear cool.

b) About the same time as his friend came to Adelaide, a series of sex crimes were occuring here . Usually, i would suspect Dlowan, but she'd be cunning enough to dispose of the evidence. As such, I believe that Stilly's friend, if he/she indeed exists, and also stilly, played some part in these crimes.

I also distrust him because he has taken pictures of me at home and posted them on A2K. I distrust people who stalk and photograph me. I should at least get paid modelling fees.

I also distrust people who jump on the bandwagon so quickly

I distrust Msolga. Msolga puts things in her mouth without testing to see what they are ( refer to first post in "what made you smile today" thread). Anybody who does that doesn't follow their mother's advice. People who don't follow their mother's advice don't tend to wash behind their ears. I distrust people who don't wash behind their ears.

I distrust myself for opening this odd can of worms.

I distrust people who put worms in cans....

:wink: I distrust people who can't see the humour in repeating the same gag ( with slight variations) one hundred and fifty seven times.

I distrust people who confuse me!

I distrust people who use a lot of coloured or oversized, bold and/or underlined fonts. It's OK, if it's interesting what you've got to say I'll read it, if I feel like it, if I've got time - shouting won't get you anywhere.

.. continuing on the "confusion" theme: I distrust people whose attempts at confusion who are so convincing that I actually had to go back to check the thread! Lies!

I deeply distrust my trusting (gullible?) tendencies.

I distrust anybody who claims to be trusting after having posted over 8500 on a@K. I mean, It's A2K, for god's sake! A2K!!!

I distrust sceptics.

I distrust people who cannot spell "skeptic."

I distrust people who think sceptic is spelled skeptic everywhere...