The Distrust Thread

I distrust people who heat up pecan rolls in the microwave. Stale Krispy Kremes maybe, but never a pecan roll.

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BBB
I distrust people whose bladders leak when they sneeze, cough, or laugh.

BBB

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I distrust dogs who fart and blame it on their owners.....happens to me all the time.....

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BBB
I distrust people who pick the boogers out of their noses while driving in their cars.

BBB

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nimh wrote:

I distrust Icelanders. Especially Icelandic men. I've seen Noi Albinoi, I've seen Einar prank around stage, I know better than to get near any Icelandic men.

I distrust filmmakers who think every angry Northern Iceland village boy is bound to be an idiot. They don't have any idea of what it's like to live in a frozen god forsaken place.
I distrust continental moviewatchers who get their opinion of Icelanders out of these type of films (ever saw 101 Reykjavík? We're not THAT pathetic).
I distrust any Dutch who doesn't distrust Germans.

(and I won't discuss Einar, since I don't want to get in trouble with my big-butted girl-squirrel)

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gustavratzenhofer wrote:

Scrat wrote:
I distrust people who have their full name as their moniker

Hey, scrat, I thought you said you trusted me?

Gee, I thought gustavratzenhofer was only your first name.
I guessed your full name was Gustavratzenhofer Rumpelstinskin.

BTW, congrats. Those hormones are working.

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Re: BBB

BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:

I distrust people who pick the boogers out of their noses while driving in their cars.

BBB

Picking the boogers out of one's nose is classy!
But to slide them discreetly under the seat is even classier.

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I distrust people who use the word "classy."

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Scrat
What do you think car detailers and car washers do with the piles of boogers under the front seat? Collect and sell it for fertilizer?

Booger power!

BBB

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I distrust Eva.
I distrust matchmakers who match a nice girl with plenty dominatrix potential like dagmaraka with a total whiner like kickycan.

BBB... have your boogers ever freeze? Mine have. Weird sensation.

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Scrat
Scrat, how dare you infer such a thing. BBB is too elegant to have boogers in her nose.

Declasse!

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Scrat
Well, maybe one tiny dainty one.

BBB :wink:

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I distrust anyone who calls thier boogers dainty....

:-)

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Political threads scare me...

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smog wrote:

Political threads scare me...

I distrust people who distrust political threads ( known best for the number of nutjobs who use them) but who still posts on the general forum at A2K, the mecca of nutjobdom.

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